W's Last Press Conference!

I avoid a Bush press conference like gas station nachos, but I had to watch today.

I don't know how the journalists usually are, but they were stone-faced during all of W's yucking it up. And geez, does he just try and make them laugh. I guess he's used to being Cheney's monkey for so long.

I wish a reporter would've asked why Obama can't stay at the Blair House.









Awards Part 6

Martin Scorsese gives a special award to Steven Spielberg. As we watch Spielberg clips, I realize- I think I like all of his movies. I'd have to see A.I. again to verify that statement.



Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman announce Best Director- Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire.

Sigourney Weaver shows clips from Revolutionary Road, directed by Sam Mendes, which might explain why it looks like his American Beauty circa 1950.

Sandra Bullock announces Best Actor Musical/Comedy- Colin Farrell. He zipped on past a congratulatory Ralph Fiennes (and Ralph was snubbed in Kate Winslet's The Reader speech as well...he must not be well liked?).


Commercial.

Salma "I think they're fake" Hayek introduces clips from Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

Sacha Baron Cohen tries to be funny, but he is close to being booed after referring to Guy Richie as Madonna's assitant. Did Angelina just clap extra hard for Burn After Reading because she saw she was on camera?

Vicky Cristina Barcelona wins. Woody ain't there.

Two Indian actors introduce clips to Slumdog Millionaire.

Cameron "the joker" Diaz and Mark Wahlberg announce Best Actress Drama- Kate Winslet again. She pulls out another piece of paper. Oy.

She decides not to use her paper, and then tells the monitor she is not wrapping up. She gives a looooong speech.



Blake Lively and Rain Wilson announce Best TV Series Drama- Mad Men.




Susan Sarrandon announces Best Actor. She has had great work done. I'm assuming she's had something.

Mickey Rourke wins. Sean isn't there anyways (although he was at the Critics Awards a few days ago.)

The screen went to black. Hmmm. Mickey is at the point of thanking Axl Rose...and his dogs. Time to wrap up Mickey.

Commercial.

I think the last award is Best Picture Drama, which will be Slumdog Millionaire.

Outta here.

Awards Part 5

Renee Z. and all her poutiness introduces clips from The Reader.

Terrence Howard and Megan Fox announce Best Actor TV Movie- Paul Giamatti for John Adams.

In the pre-show, Megan Fox was saying how she thinks she looks like a man and how she is very insecure...but she does have a 22inch waist.


Glenn Close and Laurence Fishburne announce Best TV Show Musical/Comedy-
That's quite an outfit, Glenn. She compares snazzy outfits with Monk's wife, and Monk.

30 Rock wins, Tracy Morgan speaks for everyone, saying "Tina Fey said if Obama won I could speak for everyone from now on." She was standing behind him, can't tell if she thought his speech was funny or not.


Commercial.

Pierce Brosnan introduces clips from Mamma Mia.

P.Diddy and Kate Beckinsale announce Best Original Score- Slumdog Millionaire.

David Duchovny and Jane from 30 Rock announce Best Actress TV Series Musical/Comedy.
David relays a weird story- his wife texted him that their son is sad that he lost an award, because he wants dad to come home happy. Uh, since you just went to rehab, I don't think I'd imply that your child is afraid you won't come home happy.

Tina Fey wins. Yeah.


Commercial.

Award Part 4

Tom Brokaw comes on stage he introduces clips to Frost/Nixon.

Colin Farrell introduces Best Foreign Language Film. As he sniffles he says "getting over a cold...not the other thing it used to be". A movie from Israel wins. Glenn Close mumbled something after the guy from Israel left the stage. I wish I could read lips.

Maggie G. and Aaron Echart announce Best Actress-Mini Series or Movie.


Laura Linney wins for John Adams. Ok maybe that was her earlier I thought was Helen Hunt.


Another commercial.

Let's take this time to check out some hilarious red carpet pics:

J.Lo get over yourself.

Ah!

Nice pose, Renee.


Gerard Butler introduces clips from In Bruges.

Elizabeth Banks and a thinner Seth Rogen announce Best Screenplay- Slumdog Millionaire. People love this movie.

Amy Poehler, Patrick Dempsey announce Best Actor- TV Series Musical/Comedy.
Alec Baldwin wins. He thanks his daughter without calling her names.

Commercial.

Awards Part 3

Ricky Gervais introduces a movie I know nothing about- "Happy Go Lucky".
The Jonas Brothers introduce Best Animation- Wall-E.

Johnny "hunka love" Depp introduces Best Actress- Comedy/Musical. The celebs in attendance give him an extra hoot and hollar. Even they love the Depp.


Sally Hawkins wins for Happy Go Lucky. Her speech is slow and slightly painful. Quit saying um!


Commercial.

Jake G. introduces clips from Benjamin Button.

Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange are all huggy as they announce Best Mini-Series or TV Movie.

John Adams wins. Tom Hanks accepts and gives a very short speech.

Demi Moore wearing an ugly dress, announces Best Supporting Actor- Movie.

Heath Ledger wins, director Christopher Nolan accepts the award.

Another commercial.

Awards Part 2

More annoyance- Eva Longoria.
Aw- It looked like Helen Hunt just gave Tom Hanks a big hug in the audience. Now if only they had Wilson the volleyball for a reunion.

Best Supporting Actor-Tom Wilkinson. Yeah! Piven didn't win.
Best Supporting Actress-Laura Dern.


Commercial.
I would like to take this commercial break time to point out Cameron Diaz's face.
I'm assuming this look is courtesy of Juviderm, or whatever the crap is called that women inject into their cheeks


Don Cheadle shows clips from "Burn After Reading".
Eva Mendez introduces the president, so early in the show?

The cheerleader from Heroes, and Zac Effron announces Best Actor TV Show- Gabrielle Byrne, In Treatment. He isn't there.
Two guys from the new Star Trek announce Best Actress TV Show-Anna Paquin for that vampire show. She keeps the speech short.

Commercial.

Awards Part 1

Jennifer "tres annoying" Lopez gave the first award.


Best Supporting Actress- Kate Winslet.
She gives a very long acceptance speech. And- has a written speech. A little bit of a no-no.


A shaggy Sting gives best song to Bruce Springsteen.


Commercial already. Ryan Seacrest is probably trying to figure out how to pounce on Brad & Angelina and ask why they don't like him.

Golden Globes Tonight

I just read that the GG's were different last year because of the strike. I forgot that. I suppose that means they'll go all out for the jazzy, cheesy song at the beginning (for instance they would change the words to "Hey Ya!" and include names of the nominees while making the arriving celebs lip synch- it's genius in it's badness).

My predictions:

Best Picture, Drama: Slumdog Millionaire
Best Picture, Comedy/Musical: I have no idea...Vicky Cristina Barcelon
Best Director: Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
Best Actor, Drama: Sean Penn, Milk
Best Actress, Drama: Angelina Jolie, Changeling (the GG's love her)
Best Actor, Comedy/Musical: Colin Farrell? 2nd guess would be Dustin Hoffman
Best Actress, Comedy/Musical: Meryl Streep, Mamma Mia. 2nd guess Emma Thompson
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Best Supporting Actress: Kate Winslet, The Reader
Best Screenplay: Slumdog Millionaire
Best Television Drama: Mad Men
Best Television Comedy/Musical: 30 Rock

Please no more awards for Jeremy Piven (Entourage) or the guy from Monk.

Hello TV, My Old Friend

TV is back.

Today I saw a gem on tv, that I didn't even know was in production- "Confessions of a Teen Idol" on VH-1. While Jeremy Jackson, David Chokachi and Jamie Walters are names I barely recognize (the first two are Baywatch, the latter 90210), I'm sure people younger than me don't know Billy Hufsey (Fame), Christopher Atkins (Blue Lagoon) and Adrian Zmed (Grease 2) and I clearly remember them on the pages of Tiger Beat. Eric Nies from the first Real World is there also, in all his wannabe hippie style.

You say Grease 2 and I'm there.



24 is on tomorrow and Monday for 2 hrs both nights. I better clean up space on my DVR- the Golden Globes is also on tomorrow.

30 Rock was new this week, and even though The Office was a rerun, it was a funny rerun so that was ok.

Lost premiere is January 21.

Botox? Facial? Hair Pulled Tight?

Something different about Angelina...

At the Critics Choice Awards.


Soggy Washington












Photos: AP

Dexter Stars Get Married

I think Michael C. Hall is newly divorced from a Broadway actress.

They play brother and sister on "Dexter." Now in real life, Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are husband and wife. Hall's spokesman, Craig Bankey, said on Friday that the couple eloped in California on New Year's Eve. They'll walk the red carpet together at the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday — the first time publicly acknowledging their relationship.






Photo, Source: AP

Patrick Swayze in the Hospital

Patrick Swayze was in the news the other day for his interview with Barbara Walters, and now he's back in the news again.

Is it me or does it seem like there are a lot of Swayze and Travolta movies on tv? Just last night there was a one star Swayze movie, "Black Dog", that I actually wanted to watch but it was late. Road House rules.

Patrick Swayze has checked himself into the hospital for observation after contracting pneumonia, A&E President Abbe Raven announced Friday at a meeting of the Television Critics Association. Swayze was scheduled to appear to discuss his upcoming drama "The Beast."





Photo, Source: AP

Director Guild Award Nominees

Christopher Nolan- The Dark Knight
Danny Boyle- Slumdog Millionaire
Gus Van Sant- Milk
David Fincher- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Opie- Frost/Nixon

The Dark Knight won a People's Choice Award last night. I didn't watch, and don't even care who else won.

Who Is Staying at the Blair House Instead of Obama?

That would be John Howard. You know John Howard. Oh you don't? Yeah, me neither. No one knows John Howard. Yet he gets to stay at the Blair House and Obama, our next president, has to stay at a hotel.

John Howard in the former leader of Australia.

Obama and Spidey









Photos: Reuters

Color Coordinate For Cruise?

Tom taped The View today, it will air tomorrow.
Everyone is in black and white. I'm thinking they knew they'd have their photo taken.



Photo: AP

The House Applauds as Cheney Confirms Obama as President



I'm trying to find a video of Evil Dick announcing to the House Obama as president and when he will take office. Nancy Pelosi is sitting next to him, she stands up and applauds. Most of the House join her. One congressman looks like he's waving- as in buh-bye Evil Dick. Love it!


Loud cheers and applause erupted from the packed Democratic benches of the House of Representatives when Cheney formally announced the result -- 365 electoral votes for Obama and 173 for Republican John McCain.

I haven't said it in awhile. Landslide!

Please Obama- have a PresidentCam. I need Obama 24/7!





Photo: AFP/Getty

Let Them Eat Sandwiches

I have been wondering why companies don't take a page from Mr. Mom and lower prices during the tough economic times. Starbucks comes to mind. And movie studios.

But what company had the same idea? A company that already has low prices- Subway. And they have a fake news conference in the commercial, not quite like the commercial in Mr. Mom (remember the tuna commercial with flags?) but close enough.


Meanwhile, Burger King has the new Angry Whopper. More like Angry Intestines. Bah dum dum- thank you very much!

Why Don't Clinton and Carter Like Each Other?

Just something I heard on the fancy tee-vee, but apparently C&C don't like each other. My guess is that Carter didn't endorse Hillary.

Ah ha. An April 2008 Huffington Post blog explains it.

In this pic, Clinton is trying to get as far away from Carter as possible.


Can't someone talk to Jimmy? He's a Nobel Peace Prize winner for Pete's Sake!

Wow. People Really Don't Like Bush.

Ok, so these weren't thrown at him, they were dumped in Miami.
Not sure if they were left on purpose or not.




Photos: AP

The Obamas Denied Use of the Guest House

The Obamas are moving to D.C. earlier than the inauguration so their daughters can attend school. They requested use of the White House guest house- and were denied.

Obama in Hawaii
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President Bush’s aides have turned down a request from President-elect Barack Obama to move from Chicago into Blair House, the official guest residence across Pennsylvania Avenue from the White House, in time for Mr. Obama’s daughters to start school in Washington on Jan. 5.

The Obamas were told that they could move into Blair House on Jan. 15, but no earlier, because it is booked, an Obama transition official said, speaking on the condition of anonymity. “We explored the idea so that the girls could start school on schedule,” the official said. “But there were previously scheduled events and guests that couldn’t be displaced.”

White House officials declined to disclose specifically who is using Blair House during that period, for what purpose or how they could take precedence over the president-elect of the United States when it came to government housing; one White House official would say only that it had been booked for “receptions and gatherings” by members of the departing Bush administration. Those receptions, the official said, “don’t make it suitable for full-time occupancy by the Obamas yet.”


My guesses for the Blair House guests are - Haliburton, Exxon, Blackwater, or something to do with Cheney being pure evil.


Source
Photo: AP

Travolta's Son Was Supervised

Earlier reports that Jett Travolta was last seen going into the bathroom Thursday night and wasn't seen until Friday morning appear to be false, according to TMZ.

Police have said the last time anyone saw Jett was when he went to the bathroom on January 1. His body was discovered by nanny Jeff Kathrein the next day at 10 AM. In fact, McDermott and Ossi say it appears Jett went back and forth to his room and the fatal injury occurred "very shortly" before Jett was found on the bathroom floor -- McDermott called it a "small window of time."


TMZ also reports that the sixteen year old was monitored.

McDermott and Ossi tell us two nannies were present on the trip and Jeff was by his side 24/7. There was a baby monitor device by Jett's side and there was also a chimer in the bathroom when the door opened.


This kind of supervision makes me think that Jett either had an illness that they were concerned enough to have a baby monitor, or that he was some kind of rebellious kid that they wanted to reign in. The latter doesn't seem as likely since the Travolta's have already discussed Jett's health.

John Travolta's Son Dies

Jett Travolta, the 16-year-old son of actor John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston, died Friday while on vacation with his family in the Bahamas.

Jett had suffered a seizure at his family's vacation home at the Old Bahama Bay Hotel on Grand Bahama Island, said Michael Ossi, a lawyer for the family, in a statement through Travolta's rep.

The teen hit his head in a bathtub Friday morning and was declared dead at Rand Memorial Hospital, police spokeswoman Loretta Mackey told the Associated Press.

According to police, a caretaker had found Jett unconscious in the bathroom around 10 a.m. An autopsy is being pursued to determine the exact cause of death.


I don't want to overanalyze this, but allegedly he was last seen going into the bathroom last night (can't remember where I read that...and maybe it is not factual). He was found in the bathroom this morning. Didn't anyone know that he didn't go to bed? Again, this is only a question if the statement about when he was last seen is true.

As expected, this story is generating talk about Scientology, and if it prevented any use of medication. Jett had been rumored to be autistic, but the Travoltas said he had Kawasaki disease. This usually effects small children, so he should be through with it at the age of 16. However, sometimes arteries/heart can be damaged from Kawasaki disease, even after the disease is treated.


Source: People

Man Named Dick Arrested for Naked Intrusion

AND- the 88 year old woman grabbed his nunu (that's what my brother used to call it) which made the man run away!

There's your headline:
Naked intruder, man named Dick, a nunu grab from an 88 year old woman.


The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office says an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing.

Deputy Paul McRedmond says the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

Troutdale (Oregon) police arrested 46-year-old Michael G. Dick of Gresham. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail is set at $110,000.



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Kathy and Cooper

I didn't see much of the NYE show. When I tuned in at 5 mins until midnight they didn't show much of Kathy and Cooper. After midnight they showed a couple making out, a couple pretending to hug (that would be the Clintons), and shots of the crowd. I didn't notice that they went back to Kathy and Cooper. So, I missed this great moment which luckily my beloved Dlisted posted.

Enjoy!

The Captain From Starsky and Hutch Dies

A few years ago there was a station that played Starsky and Hutch reruns. Unlike some other shows of that era, that show holds up. The episode when Starsky helped Hutch get off the smack...near tears (Hutch got addicted after going undercover, that is how dedicated he was!)

Bernie Hamilton played the cranky captain. He died Tuesday at age 80.

Happy New Balace Year

Not even the occasion known for people getting sh*t faced is free from commercialization.

How much would Nivea have to pay me to be photographed wearing this hat?



And why was CNN showing that one couple making out? (I don't think it's the same couple as the couple above). It was odd.

Ha! Charmin restrooms. Note the "Duracell power lodge".

Madoff Sent a Message

Bernie Madoff, the alleged evil man who allegedly ripped off hundreds of people including allegedly Steven Spielberg and Kevin Bacon (I think I got all the proper allegeds in there) out of millions, had one of his statues stolen. It has been returned.

Left outside the country club Madoff belonged to, it had this note:
"Bernie the Swindler, Lesson: Return stolen property to rightful owners. Signed by — The Educators."

Pretty polite if you ask me.

The statue before it was stolen.