Octomom: "Money is Just Paper"

Yeah, paper you need to buy food for your 14 kids! How is she paying for everything??? She told Ann Curry she is not receiving government assistance.

I would be curious her initial plan. Had not all 8 embryos stayed in her uterus (which, usually they don't), and she had triplets, she wouldn't have been anything special. So, it's not like she was implanted so that she could try and get endorsements, or a movie deal.

I think Steve Martin was in a movie that was like this. Octomom should be prepared for cereal on the ceiling, a muddy dog walking through the house, and all sorts of hijinx.


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President Obama's First News Conference- And Someone Asks About A-Rod

I guess I don't understand the magnitude of A-Rod's admission that he used performance enhancing drugs.

Obama talked about the town in Indiana that has a 15% unemployment rate, signing letters to the families of the fallen soldiers, halting an economic crisis, and some reporter asks his opinion on A-Rod. I thought it was a joke at first. But everyone seemed serious about it.

The A-Rod revelation comes at the same time as Joe Torre's book says players called him A-Fraud. Coincidence? I know, I'm as surprised as you are that I know who Joe Torre is.
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OMG! Obama Taps Head on Door!

The news ran this in a loop to show Obama hitting his head. It was more of a slow walk into it, and then he rolls into a duck. He doesn't smack his head on it. The news (I think it was MSNBC, but def. not Chris Matthews who loves Obama) kept playing it over and over because they miss the Bush gaffaws.

Also- MSNBC has a countdown clock to the Presidential News Conference. I don't know that I've ever seen that before. BTW- 5pm PST.

Chris Matthews Just Said "Daisy Chain", That Must Not Mean What I Think it Means.

Going to wikipedia. Looking up daisy chain.

It does mean what I thought. Oy.

News to Take Our Mind Off the Fact That Our Financial World is Crumbling Around Us

-Someone named Chris Brown, who I've heard of but couldn't name a song if you paid me a million bags of Natural Cheetos, allegedly assaulted Rihanna 12:30am Sunday. Maybe that Umbrella song was stuck in his head? They left their hotel together later that morning. I don't know why he wasn't brought into custody immediately after it happened (he turned himself in at 6:34pm).

They were to perform at the Grammys, and producers had to quickly replace them with Al Green.

Oh so happy the night before.
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-A. Roid.
Yeah, I didn't think of that myself.

Alex Rodriguez has admitted to using performance enhancing drugs when he was with Texas. At the time it wasn't against MLB policy, or so it seems. More here if ya care.
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-Tiger Woods and wife name their new son Charlie Axel Woods. Axel? Sing it with me: bambambambadumdum

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What in the Heck Was on Whit's Head?

And remember, crack is whack.



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I Wasn't Going to Post on the Grammy Red Carpet, But...

Paula wore this.


Is Jordan Sparks still a singer?


Imagine having to be the person who sits on Paris' seat after her. She should be required to wear pants. Or at least a longer skirt.


Leann Rimes looks oblivious to how ugly her dress is.


Kathy G,

I Wasn't Going to Watch the Grammys, But...

U2 opens.







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In Ann Coulter's Hometown



Actually, some hacker's changed the signs in Austin, Texas.








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Bale Remix

This is better than anything off Britney's CD. And they have Babs in there...not sure who she was talking to.

NSFW!
(mom- that means Not Safe For Work!)

Only complaint is I wish they got when he was mocking the guy, "la de dah da da".

Kelloggs Drops Phelps

Wonder who the a** was that took the picture of Michael Phelps smoking a bong and sold it to a pseudo newspaper. Wonder if they even feel bad. USA Swimming has banned Phelps for 3 months, and Kelloggs has dropped him.

Was he hurting anyone? No. Was he being cruel to innocent kittens? No. Did he break the horn of a unicorn? No.

He wasn't even using a drug that enhances performance. If anything, it hinders it. I really don't care since athletes are hugely overpaid. But, really.

Here's Michael training today.

Health Benefits for Unemployed Cut From Stimulus Package

The Huffington Post has the details.

Etta Not a Beyonce Fan

Etta James isn't too happy that Beyonce got to sing "At Last" for the Inaugural Ball. Beyonce definitely can't sing the song like Etta can, but obviously Beyonce was picked because of her popularity.

The 71-year-old singer says in an audio clip that surfaced online Thursday that she would "whip" Beyonce for singing "her song" "At Last" at an inaugural ball for President Barack Obama.

"The great Beyonce ... I can't stand Beyonce," James said in the clip from a Jan. 31 concert at the Boulevard Casino in Coquitlam, British Columbia. "She has no business up there, singing up there on a big ol' president day, gonna be singing my song that I've been singing forever."

Beyonce portrayed James — and sang the 1941 song written by Mack Gordon and Harry Warren — in the film "Cadillac Records" last year.


I think Etta also said stuff during her concert in Seattle, something about the president with big ears.





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Mom of 14 on Today Show Tomorrow


The single, mother of 14 is 33 and I believe living with her parents.

In an interview airing Friday on the Today show, the recent mother of octuplets – to go with six other children at home – tells NBC's Ann Curry: "That was always a dream of mine, to have a large family, a huge family."

The desire, she says, stemmed from a dysfunctional childhood.

"I just longed for certain connections and attachments with another person that I really lacked, I believe, growing up," she says.

Asked what she felt she lacked, she says, "Feeling of self and identity. I didn't feel as though, when I was a child, I had much control of my environment. I felt powerless. And that gave me a sense of predictability. Reflecting back on my childhood, I know it wasn't functional. It was pretty, pretty dysfunctional, and whose isn't?"


So, if everyone had a dysfunctional childhood, everyone should have 14 kids? Her rationale doesn't make sense.


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Now the Press Cares About Issues

Some bitchy dude in the press room just got snotty with the press secretary about cabinet nominees being paid for speaking engagements.

Not sure what network he is from...he look familiar like Inside Edition or some crap. But the press secretary got sick of his bs and just called on someone else.

I don't even have time to list all the things wrong with Bush that the press let him get away with. Cowards!

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The Huffington Post noticed it also, it's here

Obama Cursing the Day He Ever Said "Change"

Oy. The media loves to say "Is this change"? over anything Obama does.

He didn't say he would change everything, otherwise he'd move the White House to the ozarks.






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Dad- Quit Asking Me Questions and Drive the F***ing Car

A kid after getting a tooth removed at the dentist.

Now, we not only have to be on alert from people in public video taping us and putting it on the intertubes after we trip or toot (or the toot in mid-trip that my friend did! Hi to her!) but we have to keep on lookout from our own parents!

Are Those Pigeons in Your Pants or Are You...Oh, They're Pigeons?

A man returning from the Middle East to Australia was caught with 2 live pigeons in his pants.





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Christian Bale Outbursts Mashups

These are not safe for work, dontcha know.

Bale vs. O'Reilly. This is my fave of the 2.


Knew this was going to happen- Bale vs. Tomlin



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Obama is Realizing- It's Going to Be Impossible to Find Honest People in Washington

Two people dropped out of Obama's cabinet process yesterday due to taxes. I see this as no fault of Obama. Allegedly the vetting process did ask questions that would be an opportunity for these people to disclose their tax issues.


Today Obama said he wants to set the salary for executives at banks getting bail out money at $500,000. Of course, Elisabeth on The View said the good people will then go to the private sector. Uh, aren't banks the private sector? Does she just complain against Obama no matter what?

Man Arrested for Taking Pics of Amtrak Trains...For Amtrak Photo Contest

More Shoe Throwing

A protestor threw a shoe at the Chinese Premier. Melamine shoe?

Daschle Withdraws His Nomination

Let's get someone without lobbyist ties, okay?

The 'Stache Has the Power

Eric Holder has been approved as Attorney General. He needs to give Daschle a big thanks for the distraction.





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Is This Ironic?

Ted Haggard's wife's name is Gayle.
GAYle.

(and this is not making fun of gay people...just think he should come all the way out already)



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People Who Should Apologize Before Michael Phelps

While Michael Phelps is apologizing for being caught with a bong, there are a few other people that I think should apologize first 'cause they did stuff more dastardly than smoke pot.

Granted, Phelps is probably apologizing because 1) he has huge endorsement deals 2) his fans could be religious people who think pot is the worst thing ever, but I don't think a 23 year old should be groveling for our forgiveness over pot. Let's be honest- we all thought he was a big dork, so this just makes us think of him as less of a dork.

These people did more than a few tokes: The banks, CEOs who keep getting bonuses while they lay people off, W., Cheney and co (cause that list is long). Who am I forgetting?

Michael- pass the peace pipe to Christian Bale, will ya?

If We Can't Look at Celebs Being Happy While We're Looking For Work, Who Can We Look At?

Oscar Nominee lunch.












What a Wanker

We heard about this last year, but now there's audio. (This is def. not safe for work.) The sound man kept the sound a rollin' as Bale went crazy at the DP on the set of the latest Terminator film.

His Batman didn't even show this much rage at The Joker.

Who says there will be rehab soon in his future? Or- a fluffy romantic comedy with Reese Witherspoon.

Stains- The Cupcake Mesmorized Dog

Although, I don't know if Stains is as awesome as Matilda, the Puppy Bowl multi-touchdown dog. I'd have to see how he is on the field.

Phil, We Need To Have a Talk

Ok, what's with seeing your shadow?

You're ticked at us, aren't you? Some guy in a weird hat holds you and shows you to 13,000 people, and you live at a place called Gobbler's Knob, so I can understand your resentment. But how about less winter, huh?

On The View, Whoopie just referred to him as "Pete", not Phil. Great. We're going to get 10 weeks of winter. Thanks, Whoop.






"Put the Chicken Fingers Down!"



Bruce is bringing it. Not sure what "it" is, but he's bringing something to the halftime show. Chanting about putting food down, and doing a crotch slide into the camera, Bruce is trying to say "see, you don't need the Jonas Brothers at halftime, men in their 50's still got it".

Yes, I switched from the Puppy Bowl to see former blue collar champion, current Walmart buddy Bruce Springsteen's halftime show.

He screams about getting away from the guacamole dip, and putting the chicken fingers down and instead rock out with him. Bruce really doesn't know Americans does he?

1st song- Not sure what song this is, as I only know a few of his songs.

2nd song- Tramps like us, baby we were born to run.

3rd song- Not a clue.

4th song- Glory Days.

Bruce screams "I'm going to Disneyland." Well, I'm going back to the Puppy Bowl.

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Some thoughts on the too cute for words show that is known as The Puppy Bowl, on Animal Planet:

-How can the referee not just want to roll around on the ground with all the pups?

-At first I felt sorry for the probably out-of-work actor for having to wear the dorky outfit and say things like "napping on the field!" but then I realized- he is one of the luckiest people ever to be amongst such cuteness.

-When I went to Animal Planet's homepage and they said "vote for MVP" I actually did. Matilda the Beagle made touchdowns not only for her team but for the other team, so she is worthy.



-The halftime show was kittens. The music reminds me of my mom's Debbie Reynolds Excercise tape. I'm convinced the CEO of Animal Planet is either a huge stoner, or someone who wears sweaters with puffy animals.

-I can't believe anyone would watch football over this.


HA! Matilda just won MVP. The Obama girls better try and adopt her.
Matilda in all her awesomeness.

I Just Recently Found Out Who Was in the Super Bowl









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So What

So Michael Phelps smoked some pot. Someone captured it on film, and it was published in the News of the World. Phelps released a statement.

Phelps said: "I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."





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Boyle Wins DGA

Slumdog Millionaire is on it's way to multiple Oscar wins. Director Danny Boyle won the Director's Guild Award last night.

Boyle beat out David Fincher (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button), Ron Howard (Frost/Nixon) and Gus Van Sant (Milk), all of whom he'll face at the Oscars, plus Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight), whom he won't.

Since 1948, the DGA winner's only missed out the Oscar six times. Half of those instances, however, have occurred since 1995. Ang Lee is the last DGA winner to win Best Director, and not see his film (2005's Brokeback Mountain) win Best Picture, too.

Slumdog's DGA win comes one week after it claimed top prizes from the producers and actors guilds.



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How to Get Politicians to Pay Taxes

Vet them.

Tom Daschle is another one who accidentally forgot to pay taxes. Now, the driver thing is weird and I actually don't know that I would know you had to pay taxes on that (although if I was rich and had services like that I bet I would), but the consulting thing is obvious. But really, go to H&R Block for Pete's sake.

My biggest issue with him being the Health and Human Service Secretary is that his wife is a lobbyist, and his work is lobbyist-like.

Though not a registered lobbyist, the South Dakota Democrat over the last two years earned more than $2.1 million as a "special policy advisor" at Alston & Bird, a law firm with more than 50 lobbying clients in the healthcare industry.

According to financial disclosure forms filed with the Office of Government Ethics, Daschle also took in $153,200 in 2008 for giving speeches to healthcare companies and industry groups such as GE Healthcare, a leading manufacturer of medical devices.


A decade ago, Daschle's wife did some work for the healthcare industry as well. In 1999 and 2000, Linda Daschle was among a group of lobbyists at Baker Donelson Bearman & Caldwell who represented the drug maker Schering-Plough Corp., which paid the law firm $470,000 over the two years, according to federal lobbying reports.

Tom Daschle has indicated he plans to resign from Alston & Bird if he is confirmed. He already stepped down from more than a dozen boards, including that of the Mayo Clinic, another influential voice in the healthcare debate.


Can't we find someone that knows healthcare but doesn't have all these ties?

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Springsteen's Team Didn't Properly "Vet" Walmart

What kind of rock do you have to live under to hear the word Walmart and not instantly think of employee issues?

Apparently an expensive rock in New Jersey. Bruce Springsteen, a supposed blue collar every man, signed an exclusive Greatest Hits deal with Wal Mart, and once his fans called him out on it he's backpeddling.

"It was a mistake. Our batting average is usually very good, but we missed that one. Fans will call you on that stuff, as it should be."


How hard is it to vet Walmart?
The top Google search results, after the official site, are: walmartwatch.com, walmartfacts.com, wakeupwalmart and walmartmovie.com. How about wakeupbrucespringsteen.com?

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The Woman Who Had 8 Babies Already Had 6 Kids

Why would you have fertility treatments if you had 6 kids???

The hospital and all the chaos.




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Not to Belabor the Point

Me thinks he could name a Supreme Court ruling.





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Obama Focuses on Labor Unions, The Middle Class

President Barack Obama signed a series of executive orders Friday that he said should "level the playing field" for labor unions in their struggles with management.

Obama also used the occasion at the White House to announce formally a new White House task force on the problems of middle-class Americans. He named Vice President Joe Biden as its chairman.

Union officials say the new orders by Obama will undo Bush administration policies that favored employers over workers.

And- there's a new website A Strong Middle Class.

Where did these people come from? Taking charge. Caring about people. It's insanity!





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Are You Havin' a Laugh?




If you don't know Someecards, take a gander at their site. And if you don't think it's funny, we can't be friends.

It's all in fun. I wouldn't rethink my vote for Obama if he made us save water by drinking our own pee.

Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act

First- How cool is that name?

Second- Look at the big bear hug from Obama.

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Basically Lilly worked for Goodyear and somehow found out that she was making less than her male co-workers. She was doing the same job. From what I can tell, the bill Obama signed reinstates the equal pay situation to what it was before what's his butt got his hands on it (heckava job Bushy).

As this HuffPo blog points out, there's still work to be done.

But, it is a statement. Thank you Obama.

Now the Repubs are Worried About Spending

Not one repub in the House approved Obama's stimulus package. I wonder how many gave Bush a blank check for Iraq.

Help the military contractors? Sure. Help the American people? No way.

F*ckers.

PETA Commercial Banned From Superbowl

I would rather watch a woman making out with brocolli than another commercial where people repeat the same thing, like the commercial for the cervical cancer vaccine and they say "I wanna be one" "one" "one" "one less" "one less"...blah blah blah.

And I'm sure PETA did this to get banned and to get more publicity. Good for them.

Ted Haggard on Oprah

Ted Haggard reveals on Oprah that in exchange for a severance package the church prohibited him from preaching and made him, his wife and their dependent children, permanently reside outside the state of Colorado. They later lifted all bans.

There is a documentary about Haggard, that will be on HBO, that shows him looking for work. Initially it is sad to see him in despair while trying to find a job, but then I have to remember the anguish he has caused gay people.

Ted admits he still has thoughts about men, just doesn't act on it. He describes himself as a "heterosexual with issues."

I don't think Oprah got out of Haggard how he feels about homosexuality. It seemed that he agrees it's a real feeling but that it's a wrong feeling?