Would You Blog Me Year End Review

What else can we say, but have a photo summary of the most entertaining man of the year:
























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This Movie Will Blow Your Mind

(boo bad pun...its the nog talking)


Anyone who doesn't like Steven Spielberg's new movie Munich either
1)has 'roids and the movie's length made them cranky
2)they don't like Spielberg and want to hate everything he does















Who can forget the image of the masked man looking over the balcony of the dorms where the athletes were housed? Even for those of us to young to remember the event, the replay on tv over the years is still haunting. Spielberg doesn't milk this scene, just gives us a few glimpses.


I say, grab your air doughnut for your movie seat and check out Spielberg's latest creation.

The fact that this man released War of the Worlds and Munich in the same year is amazing.

Elton Makes it Official

Elton John is marrying his longtime boyfriend on December 21, when England makes it legal for anyone to marry.


Either I've had too much eggnog, or this is Kid Rock at Elton John's stag night. President Clinton sent a taped message wishing them well. Sigh, sometimes I miss that Clinton.

Support Syriana

When you're in the mood to think, go see Syriana.
An intense movie about the oil industry, it is sometimes too smart.

I was getting frustrated in the beginning trying to keep everybody straight. But if you just watch the movie the purpose will be brutally clear by the end. Makes you want to get a hippiemobile that runs on vegetable oil.

Clooney does a great job, he seems to have left his trademark Dr. Ross swagger behind.

Send the message to Hollywood that we want intelligent movies, and go see Syriana.

K-Fed Up

K-Fed Up is the phrase du jour.
Someone actually took the time to buy and set up this website.

Your Daily Access Hollywood

Things I learned while bored and watching Access Hollywood tonight:

-Kathy Rigby is retiring from being Peter Pan. Ok, she has to be 60. She's just now retiring?
-Valerie and Eddie Van Halen are divorcing. Again, thought this happened awhile ago
-Eva Longoria is an idiot
-Donald Trump won't go into the delivery room with his wife
-No one watching this show will ever use any of the dieting advice from Lindsay Lohan's trainer

I challenge any of you to name a more annoying dork than Billy Bush

Award Season Begins

Today the Golden Globes announced their nominees for the best in film and tv. The GG's are pretty funny because they're like the crazy stepsister of the Oscars. They usually have some out there nominations and wins (Madonna won Best Actress for Evita).

E! called some of the nominees at 5am after the announcement to get their reaction. Always makes me laugh because its just a Golden Globe nomination, not congratulations that they just cured cancer. I love award shows, but they are pure entertainment not crowning someone a genius. Someone needs to tell that to Eva Longoria.

Here's some of the nominees:
FILM- Drama
Brokeback Mountain; The Constant Gardener; Good Night, and Good Luck; A History of Violence; Matchpoint

FILM- Musical or Comedy
Mrs. Henderson Presents; Pride & Prejudice; The Producers; The Squid and the Whale; Walk the Line

Ok, skipping to what George Clooney was nominated for: Supporting Actor, Syriana; Director Good Night, and Good Luck; Screenplay Good Night, and Good Luck.

George is the Jamie Foxx of this year. If George wins I hope he gets the audience going in the "Hey" "Hey" "Ho" "Ho" that Jamie did for several awards shows.

The Meaning Behind the Purple

Madonna performed recently in Tokyo and she's wearing purple, of course. I have to know the meaning behind the purple. That boa is getting her closer to Trannyville.








Here she is at a press conference in Tokyo. Does she have no one in her life who will tell her that hair is bad?

R.I.P.

Netflix This

The original The Office is hilarious.










I wouldn't watch the American version immediately after the British one, but this is worth a watch.









Who doesn't like Office Space?

Forever in Blue Jeans

Anderson Cooper was on The Colbert Report recently and he couldn't have been cuter. I haven't seen genuine laughs like that from a celebrity in a long time. So non-fake it was great.
See him on The Colbert Report

His brother also has a last name for a first name, Carter Cooper. Sadly, he jumped to his death out of their mother's penthouse when AC was in college. Their mom is Gloria Vanderbilt. Remember her jeans?

Movie Reviews in One Sentence

Cinderella Man.
Good movie if you can tolerate Renee's odd puffy face, but by now you know whether or not you like a Ron Howard movie, right?






March of the Penguins.
Sadder than what I was hoping for (I know, freezing temperature, what did I expect?), but it is so cute I almost became a vegetarian.





Happy Endings.
Great movie that proves that Lisa Kudrow is the best actor from Friends (was there really any doubt), and that Tom Arnold can act!

Paging Dr. Noah Drake

Rick Springfield is back on General Hospital after 20+ years. I tuned in to check it out and Dr. Drake is a drunk. Drake the Drunk. Also, it looks like the same cast as when I watched it 20 years ago. Bobbie, Alan Quartermaine, his wife, Luke...all there. Same actors! It was freaky.

I just happened to get pneumonia when Luke and Laura got married in the 80's so I got to stay home and watch it. How lucky was I? (No VCRs back in the old days) Do kids these days know how lucky they have it?

I'm Not Sure What We're Suppose to Do Exactly...

But it sucks we still have to have this day.


Lifelong AIDS Alliance

This is Your President

Mysterious Madge...or is it Esther?

Imminilalo. This word starts out Madonna's new track "Isaac" which is causing a lot of controvery amongst the Kaballah set. Anyone knows what it means?

Valerie Cherish Likes to Get Down and Boogie

Tranny Thanksgiving

Mariah Carey performed at a football game on Thanksgiving, and couldn't look more like a Tranny if she tried.

Desperate Tranny

Too much Botox or what?









They look alike!

The Screaming Show

Monday is Oprah's Favorite Things show, which means there will be non-stop screaming. It has become unwatchable in the past. This year, there is a twist, according to her website- who is in the audience? Is that really considered a twist?

I would guess that it is victims of Hurricane Katrina, although there are so many of them how would she narrow it to 200?

Did you know Oprah's producing The Color Purple on Broadway? Maybe Madonna will want to star in it!

-LB

Do I See More Purple?

It's a small pic but that looks like a purple boa and...

are those the purple boots?


This is from a performance today in London. Madonna in purple is almost as fun as crazy Tom...sigh...remember the Tom days?

See Who's Dumb This Week

Democratic Underground lists their picks for the Top 10 Conservative Idiots.

Included in the 10:

Bill O' Reilly
Vibrator Boy called for terrorists to attack San Francisco. Bill still has his job and Dan Rather lost his...someone explain this to me.

Alabama's Governor
Bill Riley (I know, similar name to Vibrator Boy) announced that Americans should boycott Aruba because of the missing teen (who is from his state). The Democratic Underground goes on to list the names of missing teens from the state of Alabama.

Of course W the list. And more than once.
Check it out here

Grrrape Ape!

Madonna getting into a car in Paris with a purple purse and purple jacket and purple shirt tied over another purple shirt and purple sunglasses.





Ok, this is more raspberry...



Having trouble posting some of the latest purple Madonna photos. Click here to see the pics including her performing while wearing purple fingerless gloves
Purple fingerless gloves???

The Best SNL Ever

This Sunday NBC is airing a 2 hr special about SNL in the 80's. While SNL snobs insist the early years are the best (Murray, Belushi, Radner), the 80's were my personal favorite. Maybe because I'm too young for the "Jane you ignorant slut" years :-P

The absolute, hands down, best skit ever is the synchronized swimming episode. I incorporated it in my college senior year final broadcast project, that is how much I love it. I'm tivoing it this Sunday just in case they show it again.

How Martin Short got that hairline, I do not know. But his mannerisms are hilarious.

Haggard Celebs

Why so puffy and schlumpy?



AHHH! Frightening!