About Those Oscars

Now that some time has passed and I can think about last night's Oscars...I still think they stunk.

Some thoughts off the top of my head:

-Opening was bland. Odd Back to the Future reference. I bet they were going to use it to go somewhere in time but it got cut. Somewhere like Rydell High, perhaps?

This did not make it into the show, thankfully. I might've shot the tv screen.

-Melissa Leo has won SAG and Golden Globe awards so her completely stunned look was not even good acting (take the award away!). Sure she had those ads that tried to make her seem glam. But her look should've been relief that the backlash from the ads didn't ruin her chances. Not complete surprise.

-Kirk Douglas. The man does deserve some respect, but give the 90 year old a documentary award. We can all get up and refresh our drinks and get snacks while he goes on about the olden days. And he must have sharp eyesight to spot Hugh Jackman in the front row and make a comment (something about Hugh laughing at him). And what was with Melissa Leo grabbing grandpa Douglas' cane?

-Was it at this point that host Anne Hathaway makes a remark about the hip, young Oscars?

-During Melissa Leo's speech her costar Christian Bale was at the bar. Now listen, I'm all for bars. But the one time you are nominated for an Academy Award you can't sit your arse in a seat for three hours?

-And did Christian forget his wife's name in his acceptance speech? Everyone already thinks you're a loose canon so you might want to be on your game.

-And that beard. Rock Hudson had a better beard. Badumdum

-Anne singing to Hugh. What was that? Several references to Hugh throughout the night. James as a cross dresser made no sense.

-Goopy Gwyneth can't sing. She can hold a tune, but that does not make a good singer.

-When Billy Crystal came out everyone stood up, thinking "COME BACK!" Save us from this show. But he wasn't even that entertaining. But it's like having a bad opening act as a comedian. You have a lot of work to do to win back the audience and Billy didn't have that kind of time.

-I just didn't want to hear Natalie give another speech.

-Colin Firth gave a charming BAFTA speech, but looked nervous at the Oscars. He was great in The Kings Speech. But we want another Bridget Jones movie, am I right?

Worst Oscars in Recent Years?

David Letterman has long been the host that we think of that didn't quite connect with the audience. And for him it was mainly because he tried his gags (stupid pet tricks) at the Oscars. Well, I think he can hand that title over to James "funky eyes" Franco and Anne "like oh my gawd" Hathaway.

First thing Oscar producers should look for- comedians. Bob Hope, Johnny Carson, Billy Crystal all have something in common. Being funny was/is their main job. They know how to deliver a joke, what's funny, what works. Whoopi, Steve Martin, Jon Stewart also would be better choices.

Thankfully the producers didn't try and get the young crowd by having Dane Cook. But their attempt to attract a young crowd by hiring two young actors didn't work. Franco is great as a neo hippie type actor, his generations Woody Harrelson. But I don't want Woody hosting the Oscars.

Was Chris Rock that bad? Why can't he host again.

List of all the past hosts here.

More on the Oscars tomorrow?

Happy Oscar Day!

Hyundai 80's Mashup

You know how much I love the 80's. Half of those clothes are back in style, just go to H&M.

Arcade Fire Wins!

Get out of town. Arcade Fire, wins album of the year at the Grammys. That is pretty cool

Lady Ante Who?

I don't know who Lady Antebellum (?) is, but they seem to be winning some Grammys. Lady Gaga's schtick is getting old, and Rihanna looked like a stripper when she performed with Drake. Would Barbra ever have done that? I don't think so.


I love her so much. She looked FAB at the Grammys. She had a Jennifer Aniston hair thing going which I would normally say is bad, but it looked good on Babs. I'm sure Donna Karan made the burgundy getup.

I have no idea why she sang Evergreen, a song I sang in choir in jr. high (and yes, I was singing along) as that is an oldie that I'm sure no one in the audience knew. Even the gays. Unless they are old school gays. But the 30 yr old gays don't know her, don't know Liza. Depressing, I know.

What if Barry Gibb got up there, sang something from Guilty and I would've peed my pants.

I just found this on Youtube. LOVE. I listened to this CD so many times.