Diana- 10 Years Ago

I remember being at a bar 10 years ago and the waitress was giving us updates on Diana's condition.

Photo: People

Starting Her Own Clothing Line?

Crazy Courtney at a tradeshow in Las Vegas. She is reportedly starting her own clothing line. Because tranny's don't have enough options?

Photo: People

Aniston With a Little Zest

Zah! The usually blah Aniston gives color a whirl.

Photo: People

Katrina 2 Year Anniversary

Bush with a New Orleans resident.

Seems like only yesterday people were swimming thru sludge.

Photo: AP

Angelina in Iraq

Photo: People

3O Second Movie Review: 3:10 to Yuma

3:10 to Hotness.
Christian Bale is a hunky hunk.
Good movie.

Unfortunate Cookie Name- Death By Chocolate

Death By Chocolate cookies are being recalled because they contain walnuts, and it is not stated on the packaging. Which, if you are allergic to walnuts...see where I'm going with this?

Here are the details

Britney Sans Pants

Time for some help!

If this was your grandma, you would say she was cracking up. Seriously, aren't bad dressing decisions a sign of some problems?

She also doesn't have one colored lens in: here

Photo: US Weekly

Last Owen Post...

For now.

At least two sources blame British actor Steve Coogan. The party boy rehab veteran was Owen's costar in Night at the Museum and Around the World in 80 Days.

"I went through it with Steve," rocker Courtney Love, who dated Coogan, 41, until an acrimonious split in 2006, tells Us.

"I was just out of rehab, and he was right there with the drugs," she says. "I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends ... I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy."

The rest here

Photo, source: US Weekly

Dancing With the D-List

The new roster of stars:

Scary Spice Eddie Murphy baby mama
Marie Osmond Mormon singer
Floyd Mayweather boxer
Jane Seymour actress with too long hair
Helio Castroneves races cars
Wayne Newton lounge act
Sabrina Bryan actress, first to be voted off since no on knows who she is
Jennie Garth 90210 actress
Josie Maran model, dated the disappearing guy
Albert Reed model
Cameron Mathison actor

No offense to the actor from All My Children or the model I've never heard of, but I would've thought they would get a few bigger celebs.

Miss Teen South Carolina Tries Her Answer Again

Miss Teen South Carolina's originally answer to why can't a fifth of America find America on a map:

The Today show let her try again, and this was her new answer:
"I would love to re-answer that question," Upton said. "Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don't know anyone else who doesn't. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography."

I wish the Today Show would've whipped out a world map and made her prove it. She just might not know, which is why she was stumped with the question.

In high school one girl couldn't point to the US on a map. The German exchange student got up and helped her find it! The poor German exchange students. Had to put up with dumb Americans. And on Halloween someone dressed up as Hitler. She cried. I think he was sent home.

Angelina in Iraq

Photo source


Someone tell me the appeal of Scary Hatcher. She is the new face of Badgley Mischka. Seriously!

Can You Spare a Square?

I quote from Seinfeld whenever possible.
Republican Senator from Idaho, Larry Craig, was arrested for his behavior in an airport bathroom. Details here. Apparently he was tapping his foot and making hand signals under the stall. Maybe he just needed some toilet paper. The TP defense!

How soon until he is in rehab?

I Don't Like Outing People...

But apparently a Brokeback actor is going to be coming out of the closet any day now. And it's not Heath Ledger.

Where Does She Get Her Clothes

Is Brit wearing a nightgown, short dress, swimsuit coverup?

Source: People

This Just Doesn't Look Right

Remember when Whoopi was edgy. Sorta.

Photo: People

My New Fave Show- Living With Ed

Seriously! Or maybe it's because I was having insomnia and it was all that was on. Or it could be that we haven't started the fall tv season.

Ok, it's my new fave show from yesterday.

The second season of Ed Begley Jr.'s environmental show starts on HGTV (in my town- it's the channel you find if you go past Bravo). The episode I watched had Ed and his wife at model Cheryl Tiegs' house to show her how to be more green. It was on her request, and he never got preachy. He seemed to appreciate that people were trying to make an effort.

I use to find Ed Begley Jr. annoying. Some of you are nodding in agreement. Some of you are thinking "who is Ed Begley Jr.?" He is the guy with a slight lisp, that usually plays a nerd, and who is known for showing up to events riding his bike.

He actually is entertaining in a mild way, and his wife is kinda funny. According to one of his many web sites, he rides a stationery bike in the morning to power the toaster. Can you imagine if all of America had to workout to heat their food? Genius idea, really.

Britney Being Investigated

Someone at CFS must read the tabloids. It has been widely reported (but not confirmed) that Britney doesn't pay much attention to her kids, leaves them in diapers too long, tries to whiten their teeth...all allegedly of course.
TMZ has learned Britney Spears is being investigated for possible child abuse.

An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present -- Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court.

We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we're told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation.

Source: TMZ

Hulk Son Ok, Friend is Critical

Hulk Hogan's son was released from the hospital Monday, a day after a car crash that critically injured his passenger, authorities said.

A Toyota Supra driven by Hogan's 17-year-old son, Nick Bollea, was traveling at a high rate of speed at about 7:30 p.m. Sunday, Clearwater Police spokesman Wayne Shelor said. Bollea lost control and hit a raised median. The car flipped around, and the back end hit a palm tree.

Source: AP

Owen Releases Statement

So, he is acknowledging somethings up-

“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time,” the 38-year-old actor said in a statement released through publicist Ina Treciokas.

Owen Wilson in Hospital

Conflicting reports on why Owen Wilson is in the hospital.

TMZ has confirmed that Owen Wilson was taken to the hospital Sunday in Los Angeles.

Santa Monica Police issued the following statement to TMZ: "On Sunday Aug. 26. 2007 at 12:10 PM, officers from the Santa Monica Police Department responded to a medical assistance call from the Santa Monica Fire Department at the 900 block of 23rd Street. The person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated."

Source: TMZ

Nick Hogan in Car Crash

Nick Hogan, son of Hulk Hogan, is in serious condition following a car crash. A passenger in the car is in critical condition.

Law enforcement tells TMZ the accident occurred around 7:31 PM ET. According to police, a Toyota Supra, driven by Nick Bollea (Hogan's real name), was traveling at a very high rate of speed when it lost control and hit a raised median. The car was flipped around and the back end hit a palm tree. The impact, we're told, "destroyed the entire car." The two male occupants were flown by Medivac helicopter from the accident scene to a hospital in St. Petersburg. We're told both men had "very very serious" injuries.

Source: TMZ

Scott Baio is 45...And No One Cares

The Scott Baio reality show is painful. He is a whiny, spoiled brat.
The rumor is that his girlfriend is pregnant, so his decision is kinda already made for him. I mean, he can't dump her on tv...or can he?

Here is Scott in Battle of the Network Stars because it is much more entertaining than his reality show, and because Battle of the Network Stars was so AWESOME!

Rock of Love

Ok, I admit it. I've been watching Rock of Love. I normally don't watch the dating shows, but there is an 80's element here so I must watch. Bret Michaels from Poison has mystery hair, wears tons of makeup, wants his woman to have "pole skills" and he parties to his own music. And that's just him. The women are a whole other deal.

In case you haven't watched it, here is a clip. His jacket looks like when I dressed up as Tigger for Halloween.

Tonight Mia got the boot. She is a brunette who doesn't appear to have fake body parts or pole skills, so it was only a matter of time. I think she was a plant from the producers as his safe go-to pick, in case all of them turn out to be complete nightmares. It would've looked suspicious if he took her much farther since they barely talk to each other, and by now it looks like anyone but crazy Lacey would be an ok pick (although he would be insane to go for Heather because she is haggard).

Did You Catch Rick on GH?

Rick Springfield performed his new single Who Killed Rock and Roll on General Hospital Friday. This is why DVR is great- just fast forward to all the Rick scenes.

Rick plays Noah Drake of course, who apparently is a drunk now. He also plays Eli Love, a rock star who is hurt, so look alike Noah must go on stage and lip synch to Eli who is sitting in a wheelchair on the side of the stage singing.

Fast forward 3 minutes for the performance:

Where's Bobby? Luke and Laura? Cassadine and the weather changing machine? Wow. It has been awhile since I've watched GH.

Scary Spice's Lesbian Lover Talks

Wow. The lesbians are talkative. First Angelina's ex-lover blabbed that Angelina will never not want women, and now Melanie B's ex is discussing her recent marriage:

The former lesbian lover of Melanie Brown is worried about the Spice Girl's state of mind following her whirlwind marriage to film producer Stephen Belafonte. Mum-of-two Christa Parker, 35, had a one-year fling with Scary Spice after they met at the gates of the American school where their children are pupils in 2003 and later introduced her to her friend Elizabeth Rodriguez who joined them for drink-fuelled threesomes. Parker claims her former lover is "vulnerable" and "lonely" after her wedding to Belafonte in June (07) after dating him for just four months.

She went from lesbians to Eddie Murphy then to allegedly shady guy? I'm gonna say she should've stayed with the lesbians.


Young Frankenstein the Musical

The creepy pharmacist from Desperate Housewives in Gene Wilder's role? I don't think so! But I'm trying to have an open mind about this.

Young Frankenstein (aka- one of the best comedy movies ever) has been turned into a musical by creator Mel Brooks. Preview shows are going on now in Seattle.

This is familiar territory- Mel took his movie The Producers, added dancing and singing to make it The Producers musical, then made the musical back into a film.

Even if Young Frankenstein the Musical is good, let's hope they don't try and do a movie. I don't care how funny an actor is, no one will replace Gene Wilder. And Madeline Kahn. And Marty Feldman. You get the idea. I'm a fan.

Also in the cast is Megan Mullally from Will & Grace playing Elizabeth, Madeline Kahn's part. "Sweet mystery of life I've finally found thee!"

My gays say it is hilarious, but they don't love the movie like I do.

Tell me- have you seen Young Frankenstein the Musical and is it any good?

Harry Potter- The Musical

I guess J.K. didn't like the thought of parting with Harry now that the last book is out, and only a few more movies left.

Producers are already working on a script for an all-singing, all-dancing show of J.K. Rowling's stories to open at London's West End next year (08). Now a search is on for a young boy to take over the role from Daniel Radcliffe who played the wizard Potter on screen as well as a big-name composer to write the music for the show.

The Annoy Diaries: Coffee Shops

I try to support the little guy, but they make it so hard.

I went to an organic, something or other coffee shop, you know- to be supportive. I noticed I paid more than I would at $tarbuck$, and after looking at the menu realized they charged an extra .50 for iced drinks. Fifty cents for ice.

And for that I won't go back AND they get the ANNOYING OF THE DAY award.


Woof Woof! Vick Suspended Without Pay

Michael Vick, creep du jour, turned in his plea today, the usual I did it but not really, but kinda.

Commissioner Roger Goodell suspended the Atlanta Falcons quarterback indefinitely without pay, just hours after Vick filed a plea agreement that portrayed him as less involved than three co-defendants and guilty mainly of poor judgment for associating with them.

Vick acknowledged bankrolling gambling on the dogfights, but denied placing bets himself or taking any of the winnings. He admitted that dogs not worthy of the pit were killed "as a result of the collective efforts" of himself and two co-defendants.

Goodell wasn't moved and didn't bother to wait until Monday, when U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson will formally accept the plea and set a sentencing date likely to land Vick in prison for one to five years.

He is saying he bankrolled the gambling, but didn't bet and didn't take any of the winnings. Oh, ok!


Did She or Didn't She Wear the Diapers?

Lisa Nowak, the astronaut that drove hundreds of miles to confront her romantic rival and allegedly attacking her with pepper spray, finally speaks.

She apologized to her victim, and thanked her friends and family for support. She made no mention of the diapers- an officer on the scene says she told him she was wearing diapers; her lawyer claims diapers in the backseat of her car were from when her family evacuated during a hurricane.

The Dastardly Diaper Dilemma continues!

Nips with Gordon

Posh/Nips doesn't look entertained by Gordon Ramsay at an L.A. Galaxy game.

Photo: People


Police Take DMX's Dogs

I barely know who DMX is, but now I know to put him on my Creep list, for his alleged poor treatment of dogs. I'll show him!

The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office received a tip more than a week ago about dogs being kept in inhumane conditions at the Phoenix-area home, said Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
Detectives visited the home and then called one of the rapper's lawyers and told him that the conditions for the animals at the property needed to be improved or deputies would take action, Arpaio said. The dogs were not being fed or given water.

Photo, Source: AP


Is Nicole Posing For a Scalpicin Commercial?

Is this a mug shot of her eyebrows? What's with the downward head tilt?

I'm not posting Nicole Richie's jail photo because I can't stand her, but you can see it here.

Is the photographer standing on a table looking down on her? Why doesn't she have to look straight into the camera? I have to know!

She probably practiced this, and figured this was the best angle. Most people don't put their chin down, for fear of the double chin effect, obviously not something she has to worry about.


Anchorwoman Canceled- After One Airing

Apparently, Americans won't just watch whatever crap is on tv. Or, everyone was on vacation. Hard to say.
The debut of the reality show about Lauren Jones' (on the right) attempt to turn herself into a news anchor for a Texas TV station drew an estimated 2.7 million viewers Wednesday, according to preliminary figures from Nielsen Media Research.

Jones was a Barker Beauty on "The Price Is Right," Miss New York and featured WWE Diva before the series put her into the newsroom of KYTX Channel 19 in Tyler, Texas.

Photo, Source: AP


Madge in London

Photo: People


More Recalls- Baby Carrots

Carrots that may be contaminated with bacteria that could cause diarrhea, nausea, fever and vomiting have been recalled, a California company announced. The product labeled “genuine sweet baby carrots” was recalled because the carrots might be contaminated with the bacteria called shigella, the Los Angeles Salad Company announced.

The product was sold under two labels, one labeled “Los Angeles Salad Genuine Sweet Baby Carrots” with a “sell-by-date” up to and including Aug. 16, 2007 and the other labeled “Trader Joe’s Genuine Sweet Baby Carrots” with a “sell-by-date” up to and including Aug. 8, 2007. For more information, consumers can call the company at 1-626-322-9017.

I have some Trader Joe's baby carrots, but not that kind. Here is Trader Joe's info.

Are we having more recalls this year than ever? Or do I just notice them more? I guess check the FDA Recall web site daily before you eat anything! Hope no one is peeing in my pea patch so I can grow my own food. Heck, a little urine is nothing!

Source: AP


Happy Birthday Rick!

Hunky Hunk Rick Springfield is 58 today.

Let's look at my sis and Rick in Vegas again:

Set your DVR for Rick's appearance as Dr. Noah Drake on General Hospital tomorrow. I saw that he was on today and tomorrow so I DVR'd it, and let me tell you- soaps are just as cheesy as when I watched them years ago. Rick's storyline involves a rock star (played by Rick) that is hurt so Noah (also Rick of course) must sing for him because there is a sold out concert, but Noah hurt himself, etc. Seriously, very crazy storyline.


While Some Take Them Out, Others Put Them In

Jenna Jameson took out her breast implants, and says goodbye to porn (although I thought she did that awhile ago?).

Surely she must've had some skin removed, since her skin would've stretched to be a size D.


Brooke Hogan appears to have gotten implants, although she is young so it could be part of growing up... click here



Scary Hatcher at the Resurrecting the Champ premiere.

Photo: AP


Bill Murray- Maybe He Really is Carl From Caddyshack

Bill. Golf Cart. DUI. Sweden. The details:
Police officers spotted the "Caddyshack" star early Monday in the slow-moving vehicle and noticed he smelled of alcohol when they pulled him over, said Detective-Inspector Christer Holmlund of the Stockholm police.

"He refused to blow in the (breath test) instrument, citing American legislation," Holmlund told The Associated Press on Wednesday. "So we applied the old method — a blood test. It will take 14 days before the results are in."

Murray, who had been at a golf tournament in Sweden, signed a document admitting that he was driving under the influence, and agreed to let a police officer plead guilty for him if the case goes to court, Holmlund said.

"Then he was let go. My guess is he went back to America," Holmlund said

This is the best part:

The golf cart had been on display for a week outside the downtown hotel where Murray and other VIPs attending the Scandinavian Masters golf tournament, were staying, tournament head Fredrik Nilsmark said.

Murray apparently drove the golf cart to the trendy Cafe Opera nightclub, less than a mile away, and was pulled over on his way back to the hotel.

Nilsmark said the vehicle wasn't intended for guests but added: "I don't hold any grudge against Bill Murray for borrowing our cart for a while."

Photo: AP, from years ago and not in Sweden


This N That

Nobody Messes With Film Studios:
The studio behind "Dirty Dancing" is suing companies that use the phrase "Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner".

DNA proves James Brown to be the father of another person. This makes three people, since DNA testing began after the singer's death, to find out Brown is their father.

Janeane Garofalo joins 24.


Brad in New Orleans

Brad celebrating the opening of some green homes in New Orleans.

Photos: Reuters


On The Lot Finale- Spielberg Shows Up

There's been a reality show on this summer that hardly anyone watched- On The Lot, where aspiring directors make short films each week. I've seen a few of the shows, but not many. Carrie Fisher and Garry Marshall were the regular judges, with a real director rotating in each week. I like Carrie Fisher and she had some funny comments to tell the directors, like: "That was as painful as adolescents, and being dumped by a man...for a man." True, Carrie's baby daddy turned out to be gay.

Will won, and at the end was seen shaking hands with Spielberg, and walking thru the gates of Dreamworks. I don't think we should expect On The Lot season 2.

Photo: MSNBC


When Annoying Met Annoying

At some event in Bridgehampton, which I'm assuming is part of the Hamptons.

Photo: People


Does Jen Have Cankles?

Ok, maybe not. But her legs aren't as fab as I thought they would be considering she is such a yoga buff.

Aniston vacations in Hawaii with bff Courteney Cox and family.

Photo: People


What Creepy Scum Looks Like

Michael Vick will plead guilty to dogfighting. He could get 1 to 5 years. Fingers crossed that the sentencing judge is a dog owner.

Contrary to what some people think, pit bulls are not born mean. When raised in the dogfighting environment and treated horribly, they become mean dogs. They do not deserve to be tortured in the ways that Vick allegedly did.

Photo: Reuters


Why Does Anyone Care About Nicole Richie?

What does she do? Why is she even worth the many reports about her? I have lost so much respect for Diane Sawyer for interviewing her. Yes, this is the extent of my posts for the day. A few sentences about Nicole Richie and how annoying she is.

Who Cares if Merv Was Gay?

The man dies, and instantly he is outted. Who cares?

Here are some celebs that attended Merv's funeral.

Arnold and Maria pose with Merv's family. Is that an appropriate dress to wear to your grandpa's funeral?

Photos: AP


The Media Finally Reporting That The Dogs Weren't the Cause

A man who died at the home of action star Ving Rhames most likely did not die from bites from Rhames' dogs, county coroner's officials said Friday.

Jacob Adams, 40, was living on Rhames' Brentwood property as a caretaker for the actor's dogs when he was bitten Aug. 3, police said.

The medical examiner who conducted Adams' autopsy Aug. 7 said the bite abrasions and lacerations on the man's body were most likely nonfatal, said Capt. Ed Winter of the Los Angeles County coroner's office.

"We're not saying the bites were definitely not the cause of death, though," Winter told The Associated Press.

An exact cause of death was still unknown pending a toxicology report to be released in about six weeks, he said.

Ving Rhames told PEOPLE that he has the dogs back, and they will probably go live on a friend's farm in Texas.



Talk About Pressing Your Luck

A contractor to the Pentagon is up on charges of fraud. In one instance, in 2006, the government paid C&D Distributors $998,798 in transportation costs for shipping two 19-cent washers.

Among the invoices the Pentagon paid before the scam was discovered:

• A 2004 order for a single $8.75 elbow pipe that was shipped for $445,640, according to the documents.

• Also that year, a $10.99 machine thread plug was shipped for $492,096.

• Last year, six machine screws worth a total of $59.94 were shipped at a cost of $403,436.

One of the owners of the business committed suicide, the other, her twin sister, has plead guilty but says her sister was the main person behind it. They bought luxury houses, cars and plastic surgery with their take of $20 million.

How about some people at the Pentagon being held accountable for paying almost $1 million for two $.19 washers. That's a 2.5 million % markup. Dang. Those contractors were ballsy. And stupid. They were ballsy and stupid with plastic surgery. Was it Courtney Love?




Photo: People


Another Example of Why We Need Better Healthcare

Now, for a dose of non-Britney related reality:

A man threw his seriously ill wife four stories to her death because he could no longer afford to pay for her medical care, prosecutors said in charging him with second-degree murder.

According to court documents filed Wednesday in Jackson County Circuit Court, Stanley Reimer walked his wife to the balcony of their apartment and kissed her before throwing her over.

The body of Criste Reimer, 47, was found Tuesday night outside the apartment building, near the upscale Country Club Plaza shopping district.

According to the court records, she had no health insurance to pay for medical bills that ranged from $700 to $800 per week.

Source: AP


Becks Scores

Becks makes his first goal as a player of LA Galaxy.

Photo: People


Angelina is a Twig

Filming Wanted in Chicago. She is getting dang skinny.

Photo: People


30th Anniversary of Elvis' Death

August 16, 1977- Elvis left the building for good. Pay your respects by indulging in some Peanut Butter and Banana Creme Reese's cups, or make his famous pb and banana sandwich.

Go here here to see the Elvis Reese's web site.

Also on August 16- Madonna's 49th birthday. She'll be 50 next year?


Which is More Surprising...

That Madonna injected herself with vitamins while on a plane
That she has crazy looking hands, look here

Britney News is Boring Me

Blah blah blah
Many stories about what a mess Britney is:


MSNBC again

US Weekly


Star Magazine

Ron Goldman's Family to Release OJ Book

The sister of Nicole Brown Simpson on Tuesday called for a boycott of the O.J. Simpson book "If I Did It" about the slaying of Simpson's ex-wife and her friend Ronald Goldman.

Denise Brown said she was "shocked and horrified" to learn that a literary agent for the Goldman family had reached a deal to publish the controversial book.

Rest of the story here

Source: AP

9 Million Toys Recalled


Mattel announced recalls Tuesday for 9 million more Chinese-made toys, including popular Barbie, Polly Pocket and "Cars" movie items, and warned that more could be ordered off store shelves because of lead paint and tiny magnets that could be swallowed.

The recalls came nearly two weeks after Mattel Inc., the nation's largest toy-maker, recalled 1.5 million Fisher-Price infant toys worldwide, which were also made in China, because of possible lead-paint hazards for children.

The government warned parents to make sure children are not playing with any of the recalled toys.

Source: AP


Ving Rhames Comments

Ving Rhames released a statement Monday offering condolences over the death of his caretaker, who was mauled by the actor's dogs at Rhames's Brentwood, Calif. home earlier this month.

"I was out of the country when this shocking and terrible tragedy occurred on my property," the statement reads. "Jacob Adams was not just a devoted employee – he was also a dear friend. I want to offer my heartfelt condolences to his family."

Although Rhames goes on to say that a "coroner's report confirmed that my dogs were not the cause" of Adams' death, the Los Angeles Department of Coroner tells PEOPLE that an autopsy is still pending, and no initial findings have been released.

Source: People


This N That

Say it with me: bye bye Karl Rove thanks for nothing
Rove leaves, but the damage has already been done

The latest on dogfighter Michael Vick- Does plea deal mean no jail time?

Still no sign of miners


It's Official: Van Halen Will be Hobbling to an Arena Near You

They better be coming to Seattle. I am digging out my Diver Down tape now. Crap, I might only have OU812. There's no way David Lee is going to sing Sammy Hagar songs. Oh well. RAWK ON!

Van Halen held a press conference today announcing their US tour starting in September. Eddie's son will replace bassist Michael Anthony. Wolfie looks just like mom Valerie Bertinelli.

Photos: AP


The Scoop on Celebrity Dog Poop

Add Enrique Iglesias to the list of celebrities that don't pick up after their dog.

Recently, TMZ reported that Billy Ray Cyrus didn't pick up his dog's poop.

Then on today's Regis and Kelly show, Enrique said he only picked up after his dog in his own yard. When Kelly pressed him on the issue, he said the poop was good for the ground, and that Miami didn't have any laws about picking up poop.

Leave it to good ol' Gelman, the producer, to print up the Miami pooper scooper laws and make sure Kelly read it to Enrique. He seemed unphased, probably because the punishment was $200 annually.

C'mon Miami, stronger poop fines!

The latest on Billy Ray's poop picking up pattern apears positive, read it here

Source: Live With Regis and Kelly, TMZ; Photo: Reuters


Tranny or Chloe Sevigny?

It's bad enough to have your picture side by side to Michelle Pfeiffer, but especially when you're not looking your best.

Photo: People


Who Knew Being a Game Show Host Was So Dangerous

New 'Price Is Right' host Drew Carey suffered an arm injury while rehearsing on the set. TMZ reports that it was his arm that was caught in a moving part of a grocery game.

Carey was taken to Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Hospital as a precaution but was released and returned to the set wearing a soft cast. Other reports said his hand was swollen and suffered a gash. New episodes of the game show staple began taping with Carey earlier this month.

CNN should've had it on their list of most dangerous occupations, right up there with miner and fisherman. Or Drew should just sack up.

Source: AOL News


I'll Take a Vowel: Merv Gr_ff_n D_es

Merv Griffin, creator of Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy dies from cancer at 82.

His "The Merv Griffin Show" lasted more than 20 years, and Griffin's said his capacity to listen contributed to his success.

"If the host is sitting there thinking about his next joke, he isn't listening," Griffin reasoned in a recent interview.

But his biggest break financially came from inventing and producing "Jeopardy" in the 1960s and "Wheel of Fortune" in the 1970s. After they had become the hottest game shows on television, Griffin sold the rights to Coca Cola's Columbia Pictures Television Unit for $250 million in 1986, retaining a share of the profits.

Photo, Source: AP


Holy Magic Underwear Batman!

Mitt "my dog rides on the roof" Romney wins Iowa.

Although, it's not that big of a deal. I just wanted an excuse to say magic underwear. And remind everyone that Mitt put his dog on the roof of his car and drove until poo slide down the windshield. Yes, please have this man represent us to the world. Read about magic underwear here

Romney had been expected to win the test because he spent millions of dollars and months of effort on an event that was skipped by two of his major rivals.

Good thing dogs can't vote, right Mitt?

Source: AP


Angelina in Chicago Again

Shooting a movie.

Photo: People