Hair Extensions: Britney Can't Quit You

She cut off that horrible Matt Lauer interview hair, dyed in dark...and now has added hair extensions. She should leave it short.



Did He Wear a Baseball Cap to His Wedding?

And an undershirt? I hope he is at least wearing pants.



The Mug Shot

He actually looks pretty good. I thought for sure his toupee would be askew. Nick Nolte would kill for a pic like this.

He (allegedly) really did have a bottle of tequila in his car! And it was almost sunrise when he was pulled imitates movie title. Remember him and Michelle Pfeiffer in the hot tub?


Ben & Jen at a Game

Does she have a scrunchie in her hair?

Photos: AP, Reuters


Marc Anthony is a Hunk...

...a hunk of moldy, gross cheese.


Barnyard Premiere

Some animated movie, I'm guessing about a farm.


Who Cut Taylor's Hair?

Is that the hairstyle of an American Idol? The bowl cut?


They Should Practice to Eat Less

Ok, that was a stretch. But I couldn't think of anything with Boston Legal, and it's a spinoff of The Practice so it counts.
James Spader and William Shatner watch the Countrywide Classic tennis tournament, Saturday night, July 29, 2006, in Los Angeles.


Mel's Statement

Here is Mel Gibson's statement regarding his arrest:

After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed.

I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person.

I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said, and I apologize to anyone who I have offended.

Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself.

I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry.

I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health.


Where's Her Bikini?

And she calls herself a bride! Her breasts are not hanging out, and she is wearing a gorgeous dress.
You might recognize him from The Professional or the Mission Impossible movies.

French actor Jean Reno waves to the crowd after his wedding with American model Zofia Borucka, 35, in les Baux de Provence, southeastern France, July 29, 2006.

Photo: Reuters


Mel's Tirade

Allegedly, Mel Gibson had quit the tirade after he was arrested for DUI. According to

Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"

A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

Sugar tits? That is hilarious.


Pam's Boobs Get Married

Photos: Getty Images, AP, Reuters


Tori Selling on Ebay

Tori Spelling is auctioning her clothes on Ebay. Is this because she allegedly will only get $800,000 from her father's will? How dumb is she to make her mom mad?
You know you've always wanted Tori's tank top.

Tori's stuff on Ebay


White House Idols

Doesn't the President have much more pressing issues than meeting Taylor Hicks and the members of his "Soul Patrol?"
You're doing a heck of a job Georgie.

- ET

Mel Gibson's Tequila Sunrise

From CNN:

Actor and director Mel Gibson was arrested Friday in Malibu, California, and charged with driving under the influence, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office.

Gibson, 50, was pulled over early Friday while driving on the Pacific Coast Highway, said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore. Officers on patrol reported Gibson was driving at an "excessively fast speed," he said.

He was charged with a misdemeanor and posted $5,000 bond, Whitmore said.

Gibson was not immediately available for comment.

I guess that makes him not a Road Warrior.
Doesn't he know drinking and driving make a car a Lethal Weapon?
(these are bad, I know)


Suri, Is That You?

This could be Suri, no one has seen her so this is as good of a guess as any. A Cruise/Hubbard alien clone of some kind.

Ok, its a baby panda. But it has Tom's nose, does it not?

Photo: Reuters


Are Lesbians Immune to Fashion Critique?

Cause I no likey those shoes.

Ellen Degeneres attends OPEN from American Express' "Making a Name for Yourself" at Nokia Theater July 27, 2006 in New York City.


The Mane Event

Hey, Babs doesn't look that bad. She's in her 60's, right? Slap on some makeup and she's fine. She really shouldn't wear her hair like that though.

Can you tell I'm biased? You know if that was Scary Hatcher I'd be going crazy!

Early Barbra Streisand songs are brill.



George in Italy



Project Pooch

Tonight the designers had to make up a story for their model (jet setter, woman on the go, etc) and then have a little outfit for the canines.

Uli seems nice, which means she better consistently have great outfits, or she'll get the boot for not creating enough reality tv drama.

The judges were right- the hoody for the dog was better than the dress. Although the dress was fine, just too simple.

Angela's story for this was Paris children's camp counselor, when really just one word could sum up this story: whore.

Alison's was cool.

I don't even remember seeing this one. Now that's really under the radar.

The judges loved this. Looks potato-sacky but what do I know, I shop at the Gap.

Jeffrey at first seemed like he was going to be the Santino of this season, but now he's keeping it in control.

The rest:


Prince Getting Divorced From Wife We Didn't Know He Had

I'm not so much shocked that he's been married since 2001 and I didn't know it...I can't believe he's still wearing the double-breasted blazers.



No, She Hasn't Joined a Cult

That's a big, fake ring on her head. Although, it does look like she's transmitting to aliens. All she needs is a penis straw and a 'suck for a buck' t-shirt, and she has herself a bachelorette party.

Pamela Anderson speaks a news conference at the 2006 World Series of Poker at the Rio Hotel & Casino to announce the launch of July 26, 2006 in Las Vegas, Nevada.


Are Man Breasts Approved By Scientology?



Someone Get Her Some Water, a Fan, Something

Why is she always overheating?
Lindsay Lohan was stricken by the hot weather on the set of her new movie 'Georgia Rule' on Wednesday and was taken to a Los Angeles-area hospital, a media report said.

photo: Reuters


Janet- Enough With The Belly Shirts

We got it, you lost the weight. Now dress your age.

This is gonna sound harsh, but is that even a stomach worth showing off? Maybe it's how she's walking...


Where's Z and Mad?

I don't understand the point of people made out of wax. All you do is stare at them. They don't even sing like the furry guys at Chuck E. Cheese.

But, why didn't Madame Tussaud's have a wax Zahara and Maddox? Because they're adopted they can't be made into creepy wax figures? Not fair!

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt wax figure is displayed during its debut at Madame Tussaud's New York museum.

The baby of actors Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt became the youngest model ever portrayed at Madame Tussaud's.

The happy, waxy family

photos: AFP, AP, Reuters