Project Runway: The Poopy Dress Loses

I totally spaced and didn't blog about PR last week. So glad they have put PR on in the summer.

This week the challenge was to design Miss USA's gown.

The winning dress:
The color was eh, but the distracting thing was the way the model was walking. What was that about?


What kind of pose is that?
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The losing dress:
It looked like a big piece of poo.

Even I know Miss USA doesn't wear brown.

Might as well put a Santa hat on her and say "Howdy Ho"















The editors of PR cleverly didn't show us the dress of Angela's disgust until the runway, because it made us think it was some horrid thing. I liked it. Fix the sleeves, and it is a 1940's classic dress.



















It was a lot better than this thing. Now why did they think Miss USA would wear this?




















The judges loved this dress. Too loosey goosey for Miss USA. Miss USA has to be fitted and lifted.




















This designer had the right idea. Something safe. He knew he wouldn't win (Miss USA isn't pregnant, after all) but it wasn't horrible.




















The architect with 5 kids who always dresses up (pumps all the time? eck!) put together this dress. A little figure skaterish. But I kinda like it.



















The show just wasn't the same without Michael Kors' shrill voice. Vera Wang was sitting in for him, and I know she could be more bitchy than she was. Maybe she was on some downers?