Livin' on Pizza

Poor Richie, he appears to be eating as a way of coping with his impending divorce.

Britney at Mardi Gras

What a world of difference hair color makes. She looks much better, but she's still an idiot.

What? She's Not Super Sweet? Shocking!

Jennifer Aniston's ex-roommate talks: New York Daily News

Who knows if what the ex-roommate says is true, but the fact that Aniston's rep "vehemently denied" claims that Aniston had plastic surgery is hilarious. Why don't reps understand that we can see before and after pics?

The Old Man Trifecta

Dennis Weaver died, joining Don Knotts and Ralphie's Dad as 80 year old actors who have passed on this weekend.

The only things I know about Dennis Weaver is that he was in that cool car chase movie Duel, directed by Steven Spielberg in the 70's. And, I think he was in a lot of western themed movies/tv shows.

The New James Bond

Pics of Daniel Craig as James Bond.

Does it seem like more people care about Craig being James Bond than Pierce Brosnan?

Hot People Are Stupid

When you have to ask Posh Spice for math help, you know that's bad!

England football captain David Beckham confessed he is befuddled by his six-year-old son Brooklyn's math homework in an interview.

Beckham, 30, admitted to being baffled when Brooklyn recently asked for help with a school assignment and had to turn to his former Spice Girls pop star wife Victoria to help out.

source: AFP

Why the Hat?

This is an odd look.

Christian Slater arrives for the 2006 Laurence Olivier Awards, in central London, Sunday Feb. 26, 2006.

source: AP

Goodbye Ralphie's Dad

I can't imagine anyone who hasn't seen A Christmas Story. TBS (or TNT, or one of those) plays it on a continual loop around the holidays. So, you probably know Darren McGavin, Ralphie's tough dad who gets excited when he wins a leg lamp. He passed away at age 83.

McGaven's earlier work included the tv drama "Night Stalker" (they recently tried to do a remake with Charlize Theron's beau, whatever his name is). Watch the episode where he is in Seattle. The way he trys to sneak around with bright white shoes on (it is the 70's) and seersucker suit is hilarious (he's suppose to be inconspicuous). Also, he goes into the Seattle Underground and it has never ending stairs that go down, down, down, as if it's a portal to hell.

Goodbye Mr. Furley

Don Knotts has died, he was 81.

Pour one for Mr. Furley at the Reagle Beagle.

I loved the Apple Dumpling Gang.

Martha in Washington

Crap! I didn't know Martha was signing books in Kirkland, WA this past week. She was promoting a baking handbook, and I don't bake, but I would like to give her a HOLLA.

I have new respect for her after her jail sentence and after the recent verbal attacks from Donald Trump.

Read about Donald vs. Martha here.

Source: AP

You Spin Me Round

Pete Burns takes part in the grand final of Miss Great Britain 2006 on February 25, 2006 in London. He would be the one on the left.

Remember him from Dead or Alive?

Bode's Last Chance

Does Bode Miller, the much hyped skiier, finally win a medal? Click here.

Pic: AFP

Woodruff Recovering

ABC News anchor Bob Woodruff is slowly recovering from the roadside bomb attack, and his cameraman who was also injured has been allowed to go home.

If you haven't read about the ABC News Curse, read it here.


An Officer and a Tranny

Richard Gere was awarded Harvard's Hasty Pudding Theatricals Man of the Year. Wonder what the criteria is to receive this award? Good cup size?

Source: AP

Sheryl Crow Has Cancer

What are the chances that her ex-boyfriend had cancer, and now she does? Did he give it to her and then dump her? What a jerk.

Seriously, we're hoping everything turns out ok for Sheryl.

A statement from Crow reads:

"Approximately 1 in 7 American women will be diagnosed with breast cancer in her lifetime and more than 2 million Americans are living with breast cancer today. I am joining the more than 200,000 women who will be diagnosed with breast cancer this year.

We are a testament to the importance of early detection and new treatments. I encourage all women everywhere to advocate for themselves and for their future. See your doctor and be proactive about your health.

More than 10 million Americans are living with cancer, and they demonstrate the ever-increasing possibility of living beyond cancer. I am inspired by the brave women who have faced this battle before me and grateful for the support of family and friends."

source: et online

Serving Sara More Cheesecake

Elizabeth "I go to bed hungry" Hurley uncharacteristically shows her gut. Now, unless she is pregnant, I can't imagine this vain woman would allow an ounce of fat to show. She must be pregnant with that really rich guy's kid. I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' wit no broke...

Ted's Blind Item

Okay, get out the Kleenex. Because whatever you may have done on Valentine's Day, I'm sure you had a peachier time than Ivana Belch.

Picture it. One of WeHo's snazziest boutiques. I.B. saunters in looking bloated, like she'd spent the morning crying into her feather bed alone instead of banging pillows against the walls in the throws of passion. A shame, yes, given that I.B. is certainly attached to a dude. But it gets worse.

"Suddenly, she burst out crying, sobbing really, and went into the dressing room," whispers my stunned shopping source. "It was so sad. You wanted to hug her."

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Jenny From the Botox

The latest Botox victim, at Milan Fashion Week.

Julia in NY

She alternates between being friendly and being ticked.

Project Runway- The Reunion Show

In a clip from the show, Santino said to Daniel when arguing about Santino's lingerie designs: "You don't date the kind of girls I do". Santino dates women?

Zulema was intense.

Nick is adorable.

Why didn't anyone ask Guadalupe about her weird behavior? They probably didn't care.

Ah! She's scares me.

There were several funny moments in the show, one of which was when Tim said to Daniel, probably jokingly, "Maybe we'll see you in Season 3" and Daniel responded, probably seriously, "maybe". There was an awkward silence and Daniel said very stalkeresque "I love you Heidi".

Shatangy will cut you!

Brokeback Bidding- The Result

Someone paid over $100,000 for the Brokeback Mountain shirts. While we can assume the winning bidder is rich and gay friendly, wouldn't it be a hoot if Dick Cheney bought the shirts to share with that guy he shot in the face?

read about the winner


Sweet and Sour Ribs

The Chinese hate Babe! Who could hate the talking pig? China has banned the movie because animals don't talk.

Did China make Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? You know, movie where people walked on trees and flew through the air.


Hilary & Chad

Hilary and Chad were seen together a few days ago. I'm not sure why I care, but it would be nice if not every Hollywood marriage ended in divorce.

Although, why announce you're separating? Why not just separate? Especially around awards season, when she is going to get peppered with divorce questions.

Whatever the reason, it's nothing compared to the botched PR job that is Tom & Katie. Oy.


Yo Adrien!

The men's figure skating competition is over.

Countdown to the Oscars- Why Reese Will Win

Felicity Huffman is great, and that will be cool if she wins. But, if the past 7 Best Actress Oscar winners are any indication, Reese has it in the bag.

What do we notice about all of them? Young. Glamorous.

Also, if the academy hands out Oscars to Brokeback, they might think the transgender theme of Felicity's movie is too many "liberal" issues and reward Walk the Line with an Oscar for Reese.

Quit Calling Him The Blond Bond

We get it, it rhymes. But stop it.

Age Inappropriate Belly Shirt

Mariah at the MTV TRL awards.

Sienna in Milan

Seriously, she is only 24 years old. She looks haggard and that shirt is ridiculous. Blanche Devereaux wants it back!
Her hair is bad. Maybe she is wiggy .

Ice Dancing

Ice Dancers are far more entertaining than the regular figure skaters.

French team, came in 4th place. Notice her braids...never thought to wrap them around my head like that. I better not, might trigger a migraine.

Ukraine, bronze. You can't see it, but she had tassles on her top...very Half Breed meets stripper. The Ukraine has obviously discovered the Bedazzler.

Bulgaria, 5th place. The guy looked like Gunnar Nelson, but they were edgy...well, for ice dancing.

The Americans get silver, the first medal for USA in ice dancing in a gazillion years. Her dress looks like it was made by Santino.

Russia gets the gold. The Russians always win. I think this Kama Sutra position was what clenched it for them.