Angelina in Darfur

Angelina Jolie made a two-day trip to a camp in eastern Chad this week, where she visited refugees from neighboring Sudan’s Darfur region.

“It’s always hard to see decent people, families, living in such difficult conditions,” said Jolie, who reached the 26,000-person Oure-Cassoni camp after crossing a Saharan sandstorm.

“What is most upsetting is how long it is taking the international community to answer this crisis,” she said in a statement released Wednesday by the Geneva-based U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees.

Source: MSNBC



I want a monkey. And a dolphin. And a baby elephant that never gets big.


Bono in NY

Photo: People


WHAT?!?! No Van Halen Reunion?

This is a few days old, but I have been in a sinus fog, so I missed this very important story. Dang, I was looking forward to rockin' some big aqua net hair. "Oh oh oh LB's Cryin'"

The Van Halen tour has been "shut down," according to a top official at Live Nation, the huge concert promoter that finally surrendered in the face of the chaos surrounding guitar hero Eddie Van Halen. Roth, meanwhile, says he is unsure whether the mercurial guitarist will even travel to New York for the Hall of Fame induction on March 12.

"We have fragile politics in Van Halen; please accept that as a partial answer," Roth said. "But I don't know if the Van Halens are going to go….I hope they do, but right now, I just don't know. Hope springs eternal."

Source: LA Times


Larry to See the Baby?

Not many men would voluntarily raise another man's child if that other man was willing to take custody. Think about it. Howard K. doesnt want to raise Larry's kid. Please. It's not like there is going to be a big settlement payday any time soon, if ever.

Entertainment Night aka Anna Nicole News, is reporting that Larry Birkhead will get to see the baby tonight. Now, if Howard K. Stern knew for sure he was the father he wouldnt allow that.

UPDATE: Crack reporter Tony Potts, from Access Hollywood aka the ones on Larry's side, has confirmed that Larry held the baby and got spit up on. Ok, he could take that spit as DNA evidence so obviously Howard K. thinks Larry's the father.

Also- Frank Rodriguez, a "friend" of Anna's, says she had lupus. I will have an update when Mark Steines, ace reporter, continues his story (theyre dragging this out of course).

UPDATE: Howard K. says that it wasnt "entirely accurate" about Anna having lupus. He is such a lawyer.


Eddie Was Going to Leave Anyways...

See, this is the kind of attitude that probably cost him the Oscar! He should have to suffer thru the Oscars like the rest of us!

Eddie Murphy left his seat at the Kodak Theatre after losing the Best Supporting Actor Oscar (for Dreamgirls) to Little Miss Sunshine's Alan Arkin – but his rep says the comedian would have done the same thing even if he'd won.

"Eddie had always planned on leaving after his category was announced to spend the rest of the evening with his family," says rep Arnold Robinson, adding, "He did the same thing following the Golden Globe Awards." (Murphy did win at the Globes.)

Source: People


Becks in London

Photo: People


Does She Have 'Tude?

Jennifer Hudson at JFK airport. Maybe she's still ticked about her unattractive Oscar outfit.

Photo: People


Is Katie a Giant?

Or is Posh 4ft tall?

Photo: People


Fur Wearing Whores

The Olsen twins in Paris for Fashion Week.

So annoying that fur is making a comeback. We're not Laura Ingalls- we dont need the fur people.

Photo: People


Eddie Leaves During the Show

According to US Weekly:

Is Eddie Murphy a sore loser? After failing to nab the award for Best Supporting Actor to Little Miss Sunshine’s Alan Arkin, Murphy tried to brush off the loss, telling Us, "It's fine. It happens. It's OK."

But clearly it wasn't. Shortly thereafter Murphy, 45, and girlfriend Tracey Edmonds left the show in a huff and didn’t return. Thanks to the early exit, the actor didn’t see any of his Dreamgirls castmates perform and missed out on costar Jennifer Hudson’s win for Best Supporting Actress.


Bossy Oprah

I love that Oprah emailed Forest Whitaker before the Oscars and told him his speech has to have "a beginning, middle and end". If I knew FW's email address, I wouldve emailed him the same thing. Although, he probably wouldnt have listened to me.

During Oprah's after Oscar special (taped early this morning), I swear she asked Forest if he had time to rest his eye. Not eyes, but eye.


Party Pics

Vanity Fair party

How do you say "no tassles" in spanish?

Fur Wearing Whore Sharon Stone.



Kate- quit wearing this style of dress, and never wear this color again. Washed out.

I know Maggie is quirky, but why on Oscar night?

Sheryl Crow.


Chloe from 24 almost in the same dress as J. Low.

Aww, Ellen matched her man clothes to Portia's dress.

Madonna looks great, but she wore a very similar dress when she won a Golden Globe for Evita.



Pics From the Show

And she said she wouldn't dance.

I thought this was funny.

Steven Spielberg takes Ellen and Clint's picture.

She took off the shrug. But still, the dress is blah. Why don't nominees pull out their best dress for the Oscars?

Eva Green and Gael Garcia Bernal presenting Documentary Short. When Gael said "long or short, its what you do with it that matters" there were snickers in the audience and he playfully lifted his eyebrows. Unintentional penis jokes really are universal.



There is no high-fiving at the Oscars, Leo.

Forrest adjusts Jennifer's dress. A dress that, from this angle, looks like a better one than she wore earlier.

She really is a good actress. Jennifer Hudson acts surprised at winning.

Marty could date Charla from Amazing Race. Dang. Is he even 5ft?


Lots o' Pics

Reese is dressing sexier since her divorce. Lets hope she doesnt go completely Mariah Carey post-divorce style of dressing.

This is ug-ly. No go for J. Low.

I think this would be better in a different color. This shade looks like nude nylons that the designer twisted all over the place.

Is her mom still dressing her?


Jessica Biehl wants attention.

Eva Green.

Kirsten Dunst. When she was presenting she looked haggard.

Her dress has pockets?

Forrest and wife.

Not Cate's best dress. Besides, isnt metallic so Golden Globes?

Naomi Watts.

Say it with me Anne Hathaway- no no on the bow.

Eddie, back when he thought he would win.

Jada looks pretty good.

Meryl Meryl Meryl...

Clint and his wife who wouldnt stop talking.

Borat and gf. (What is that guy on the left looking at?)

You have to appreciate a lesbian for trying. (Its Portia, Ellen's gf)

Elisabeth, didnt they tell you it was the Oscars? And since your husband was nominated for Inconvenient Truth, wouldnt a designer lend you a dress?

Will and son Jaden.

Al and Tipper.

Love this dress. There is some darker red detailing that they couldve done without, but otherwise this is one of the best.

Why am I annoyed by Melissa's wife? Im not sure.

When botox meets unbotoxed.

Im not saying she's a lesbian, but she has Suze Orman's hair.