She Wont Last a Week

Heather Mills, aka Im not a gold digger yet I cant settle my divorce, will be on Dancing With the Stars. No one likes her, she'll get voted off right away. Maybe thats what she wants- the payday (rumored 250K) might be the same whether you last a week or the whole show.

Achy Breaky singer Billy Ray Cyrus will be on the show too.