More Bono

Sir Bob Geldof was honored with an IRMA award. Lets see...Irish, uh, Recording Musicians Association???...I don't know what it means.

Bono was there, with his extremely patient wife.

Marriage Isn't Phat

In a shock to no one, annoying ex-model Kimora Lee Simmons, and dresses-way-younger- than-he-is music mogul Russell Simmons announce they are separating.

Apparently this photo was taken less than a week ago. They're putting on a pretty good face for people about to separate.

These 2 are probably an answer to a lot of NY Post blind items about a power couple on the rocks/cheating/blah blah. But who remembers blind items after you read them?

Liz Hurley, Hotel Director

Elizabeth Hurley has been made director of an exclusive London hotel. I don't really know what that means, and why she is making this move. I'm thinking Serving Sara has something to do with it.

Please Not Dakota Fanning...Please Not Dakota Fanning...

They are planning on making a Ramona Quimby movie based on the children's books by Beverly Cleary. I loved those books, and only hope the transition to the screen is successful, and that they cast some unknowns. Haley Joel Osmet is too old to be Henry Huggins, right?? (we hope)

Various Pics

A couple of housewives at a Laker/Spurs game.

Cuba thinks about every movie he made after Jerry MacGuire...the expression says it all.

9 to 5 25th Anniversary DVD release party with Lily, Jane and Dolly. I saw that movie in the theatre. Feeling old. Dolly's getting a little wacky with the wigs.

Who is scarier- Pesci, Hopper or Rourke?

Ted's Blind Item

For those that read Ted Casablanca on EOnline, he basically confirmed Nicole Richie as Pixie Mixie (a frequent blind item subject) in the Replies Have It section.

Here's the blind item for Friday:

Take a good, long soak in the tub. Then gear up them gams. Lick those lips, and prepare for the kind of fun traditionally reserved for WeHo types like myself. Oh, darlings, it's just so exciting when you straight honeys take a tip from the fagolas--especially when said cue is...carnal.

Now, Wilmer Valderrama may have a self-proclaimed big unit (or not, I'm going to ask Mandy Moore the next time I bump into her). But never mind size. After all, today's broad-shouldered bohunk, Dingle Tingle, isn't exactly hugely endowed.

"Average" is the word gals use to describe him to me. Babes who have slept with Dingle, mind you, not seen him baking nude by the pool or somethin'.

But good news. None of his mattress mates care a whit. In fact, according to one gorgeous sweetie in par-tick (a gal who's still reeling after her romp in the sack with D.T.), nobody does it better than the Dingle dude.

His secret, you ask?

Let's just say that while most of Ding's dumbo hetero partners in bedroom piracy are concentrating on a woman's more traditional erogenous zones, Ding thinks more outside the box: Yes, that's right. Mostly, myopic men gun, cumbersomely, for the front door. Not our Ding, he rings in slowly, oh so seductively--and with the cunning of a ferret out only to please--for the rear.

And Mr. T. is very, very good at his unique amor-angling. So excelente, as a matter of fact, that the babes who share their lovemaking sessions with him are so dazzled, they tell their gal-pals, who tell their gal-pals, who...

And you know what? Dingle T. has time for all of 'em, it seems. Jeez. Ya think Missus Dingle Tingle knows what's up, or down, as it were? Or is she too gaga gone between the sheets herself to notice?

Sure hope it's the latter.

And it's not: Ashton, Will Smith, McDreamy

I would've guessed Clooney but Dingle has a missus, so I don't know. Richard Gere? He was in some Dr. T movie.

Running Out of Assistants, Naomi Allegedly Goes For The Housekeeper

Naomi Campbell is escorted by detectives to Manhattan Criminal Court in New York City March 30, 2006.

Campbell was arrested at her Park Avenue home on Thursday and charged with assaulting her housekeeper, New York City police said.

Since When Does the Actor's Studio Not Talk to Talentless Stars?

According to the NY Daily News:

James Lipton's quote in yesterday's column about a certain celeb not being invited on his Bravo show should have referred not to the fabulous Sharon but to a talentless unmentionable.

Apparently the Daily News thought it was Sharon Stone (and Lipton must've called to correct them).

Since J.Lo has been on the show, it can't be her even though she is talentless. I'm thinking it's Madonna.

NY Daily News Blind Items

Which female half of a soon-to-be ex-couple has been charging up a storm on her husband's credit card? We're talking a three-month spending spree including jewelry and a staggering $12,000 in one visit to NYC beauty salon J. Sisters.
(Kimora Simmons?)

Which barely closeted film star better be nicer to his tricks if he doesn't want to end up in the gossip columns? The leading man in a current release took a male model home after a recent visit to Bungalow 8. But after receiving a certain presidential sex act, informed the gentleman, "Don't [bleep]ing touch me!" when he tried to show some actual affection. Now the miffed model is telling the story all over town.
(Matthew M? Current release- Failure to Launch)

Scary Hatcher & Ryan Seacrest

Did they really not notice a camera behind them? These are the most clear "candid" paparazzi shots I think I've seen in awhile. I don't know that I think Ryan's gay, but this looks like a setup. A Clinton's dancing on the beach kind of setup.

Poor Scary. If you're trying to rub it into Clooney's face that you've moved on, you've chosen poorly.

People...People Who Sleep With Streisand

According to a new book coming out, Barbra Streisand has been involved with the following men:
Prince Charles (?!), Dodi Fayed (?!?!), Warren Beatty (who hasn't) , Ryan O'Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson (whom friends dismissed as her "Goy Toy"), Jon Voight, Elliott Gould (duh, her ex-husband), Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, ice cream heir Richard Baskin, hairdresser-turned-studio chief Jon Peters, Liam Neeson, Peter Jennings, Tommy Smothers and "Robocop" Peter Weller.

That's a pretty impressive list, considering a lot of people find her bossy and annoying. I dig her old stuff though. She jumped the shark (or is that only for tv shows?) when she started duets post Barry Gibb/Neil Diamond.

Page Six Blind Items

WHICH handsome 40ish actor got into an argument over a men's room stall at the Otis in San Francisco? The actor then entered the stall with another man who was later heard complaining to his coke dealer about the cost of "the snowball" . . .

WHICH married sports broadcaster is having an affair with his line producer?

I Heart Bono

I know some people think he's a blowhard, but I think he's genuine and thus love him. Besides, he can still make records better than a lot of what's out there.

Bono at The Beckett Centenary Festival in Dublin. Samuel Beckett was an Irish playwright, novelist and poet.

"What is Barebacking?"...

...Words I didn't expect to hear from Oprah Winfrey when I turned on the telly today. The look on Opie's face when a gay man with a former crystal meth problem talked about "bug chasing" and "bareback" was priceless.

Is that true? That gay men on crystal meth go bug chasing bareback, hoping to get HIV?

It's Not Unusual...Ok, a Little Unusual

Tom Jones was knighted today. Is his face weird looking, or are we so use to botoxed, tightly pulled faces that this is the look of a naturally aging man? I can't tell.

Anyone Can Get a Star

I'm not saying anything bad about George Lopez, he's probably a swell guy, but he hasn't really made his impression on the entertainment world. What has he done besides his sitcom?


At this point, if Bjork wants to shock us she should show up in khakis and a sweater.

Where's Ruben Been?

Ruben Studdard, left, and Henry Panion, a music professor at UAB, appear before the Alabama Legislature's Joint Prison Committee meeting March 29.

Studdard is launching a Birmingham-based after-school program, called 'The Music Alternative Project'.

I thought Ruben was suppose to lose weight for his health? He looks the same! What's up with his singing career? Or does no one care?

Crack is Wack

This article in The Sun says Whitney is a freaked out druggie. Shocking!
Whit spiraling out of control.

Julia's Theatre Debut

Julia after the first night of previews of the Broadway play 'Three Days of Rain'.


Jules, surely you know not to wear brown and black?

Drew and Hugh on the set of their new movie.

You Can Leave Your Hat On

Kate Moss leaving a friends house, apparently upset.

GLAAD Media Awards

Holy Grizzly Adams this is Michael Douglas.

Wilmer, is this why you went on Howard Stern this morning and discussed your heterosexual love life? 'fraid we'd think you were gay for being at the GLAAD awards?

Bruce Villanch wearing his trademark tee. Did he lose any weight on Celebrity Fit Club?

Charles Grodin and Phil Donahue get in the spirit of the awards.

She had sex with Jay Leno a long time ago, seriously. And now she's gay.

Shaz on Letterman

Shaz, you Fur Wearing Whore. Seriously, grow up. Why not got club some baby seals while on your Basic Instict 2 junket. Just for this constant fur wearing, I am not going to your movie, so there! (he he wasn't going anyways, but shhh...)

And what's with the reversible fur jacket? If you're going to wear animals that were electrocuted, at least give them the decency of being made into a fashionable coat. Geez!

I'm assuming the first look is showing up to Letterman, the 2nd is leaving.

Friends With Money LA Premiere

Jennifer Aniston is still trying to become a star of the big screen, but hasn't done too well lately. Derailed actually isn't that bad, but she isn't that good in it.

It's raining in LA?

Basic Instinct NY Premiere

Not a lot of high powered stars attended the NY Premiere.

Howard's girlfriend, Beth O.

Carol Alt.

Deborah Harry and...girlfriend? boyfriend?

Fez A Ladies Man??

Wilmer Valderrama was on Howard Stern today and confirmed that he got together with not only Lindsay Lohan, but Mandy Moore, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba.

Am I missing something?