Pam Anderson Marrying Creepy Paris Video Guy?

I'm reporting that People is reporting that Access Hollywood is reporting that Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon have filed for a wedding license in Las Vegas.

Rick Salomon is the ex-husband of Shannen Doherty, and was in the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape. I think it is assumed that he sold the tape. So, we have him to blame for Paris' fame. Sad, but that is what made her famous.

Maybe Pam is doing this for publicity, or maybe she will marry for the third time.

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So- Are They Dating?

Angie Everhart and Joe Pesci at the Gene Autry Western Heritage museum.

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Bill & Bono

The Clinton Global Initiative & MTV's Giving- Live at the Apollo.

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Have All the Stylists Gone on Strike?

Jennifer Lopez, who says she is not pregnant, wears some very baggy clothing while on tour.

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Van Halen Concert

I hope they don't break up before they get to Seattle. There's no way Eddie is staying off the sauce around David Lee Roth. Just looking at Roth makes me want to drink.

Van Halen in North Carolina:

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Angelina Says F*ck That to No White After Labor Day

Angelina at the UN in NY.

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Speaking of New Breasts

Rihanna and her new breasts (?) walk the runway in Milan.

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Jane Seymour and Her Sister?

No, her daughter.
Either Jane needs to start giving us her aging secrets, or her daughter looks old. Or I'm drunk. Not sure which.

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Did Hilary Get 'Plants?

Hilary Duff, her new breasts (?), with Billy Ray and his daughter Miley.

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Madge Nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall Fame

So cool if Madge makes it in the hall. She definitely deserves it, since it is now the Pop/Rap/Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Which means in a few years we have to hear from Jay-Z. I'm thinking Nirvana and Pearl Jam are close. The day Britney gets in is like Marisa Tomei getting an Oscar.

Who doesn't want to hear Madonna accept her induction with her british accent?

Five of the Nine nominees will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame:

John Mellencamp
Beastie Boys
Donna Summer
Afrika Bambaataa
Leonard Cohen
The Dave Clark Five
The Ventures

I'm thinking the voters are going to be jerks and make Madonna try a couple times, my guesses- Mellencamp, Beasties, Chic, Leonard and The Dave Clark Five.

The Beasties opened for Madonna on her Virgin tour, so that would be extra coolness if they can get in the hall at the same time.

I love World Destruction by Afrika Bambaataa, go to iTunes now!

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Dylan Separates From Wife, Show Debuts Tonight- Coincidence?

This Hollywood breakup doesn't surprise me. He looks like a mid-life crisis about to happen.

Big Shots, a male Desperate Housewives-type show, airs tonight opposite ER. It looks craptastic. I've got to see what happened to Neela and John Stamos, so I won't be tuning in to Dylan and his gang.

Dylan McDermott and his wife of nearly 12 years, actress Shiva Rose, have separated, his rep tells PEOPLE.

McDermott, 45, and Rose, 38, have been married since 1995 and have two daughters, 11-year-old Collette and 2-year-old Charlotte.

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In Case You Haven't Heard the Latest From Loofa Boy

Bill O'Reilly's description of going to a restaurant, Sylvia's, in Harlem is hilarious. How old is he and he's never been around black people? He thinks they're loud and demand beverages? Loofa Boy is surprised that the blacks aren't all gangsta:
"There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea.' "

I guess I'm lucky I grew up in a diverse neighborhood. My white family was the loudest on the block! Seriously, white people and Pictionary- it gets out of control.

Forward to 1:50 for where Bill announces that there is no difference between a black restaurant and other restaurants. At 4:35 he says the blacks were well dressed. Seriously.


Carrie's Going Brown

I say No Likey to Sarah Jessica Parker's brown hair for the Sex and the City movie.

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Clooney in NY

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Just a Question-

Britney- should you really be going to a tanning salon at midnight?

When are her mothering instincts going to kick in???

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Batman Sequel- Crew Member Dies

A stunt driver died on the set of the sequel to one of the best movies in recent years, Batman Begins.
Warner Bros. confirmed that an unidentified special-effects technician died after his camera truck crashed into a tree while trailing the stunt vehicle during a practice run.

Filming wasn't taking place, and the cast wasn't present. They may or may not be in Hong Kong. I couldn't tell if they are now in Hong Kong, or will be in Hong Kong. Whichever.

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Spector Case- Hung Jury

The jury foreman reported the panel was deadlocked 10 to 2 but did not indicate which way it was leaning. The jury reported a 7-5 impasse last week and had resumed deliberations with modified instructions.

"At this time, I will find that the jury is unable to arrive at a verdict and declare a mistrial in this matter," Superior Court Judge Larry Paul Fidler said.

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George in NY

Yes, I think it is a bit odd that Mr. Privacy takes his new girlfriend of a month to a bunch of film festivals and movie premieres. But what-ev.

George sans gf.

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Exhibit A: Kiefer and the Christmas Tree

Kiefer- Why Not Get a Driver?

(Still waiting for the mug shot)
Kiefer Sutherland has the trifecta of crazy, maybe drunken, somewhat harmless celebrity stunts- tackling a Christmas tree, taking off his pants while sitting in a restaurant booth, and setting on fire the only model of his Jack Bauer figurine (and thus the designer had to start from scratch).

But Kiefer might have gone the next step in crazy celebrity behavior and got a DUI:

The actor was pulled over at about 1:10 a.m. in West Los Angeles after officers spotted him making an illegal U-turn, said Officer Kevin Maiberger.

Sutherland, 40, tested over the state’s legal blood alcohol limit of .08 percent, and was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of driving under the influence, Officer Karen Smith said.

He could go to jail since this is his second DUI.

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George and What's Her Face

George's new gf is on crutches because of the motorcycle accident, but enough about her. Clooney's getting skinny, dontcha think?

At the Michael Clayton premiere in NY.

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Bloody Brad

Brad shooting the Coen brother's Burn After Reading, which also stars Clooney. Is that why Clooney is so skinny lately? Let's hope its for a movie role.

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More Sex and the City

Is Samantha wearing shoulder pads?

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Die Hard Director Sentenced to Jail

A federal judge sentenced Hollywood director John McTiernan to four months in prison Monday after refusing to allow him to withdraw his guilty plea to charges of lying to the FBI about his association with disgraced private eye Anthony Pellicano.

Source: AP
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Britney's Ex-Bodyguard Keeps Talking

Tony Barretto, who was revealed as a secret witness for Kevin Federline in his current child custody case against Spears, goes on to describe a night of partying for Spears that led to an alleged overdose at the Mondrian Hotel in Los Angeles.

"We were desperately concerned about her mental and physical welfare," Barretto said, claiming he'd "never seen her so bad," as she was that night. "While all this was going on she could only say: 'I don't feel good,'" Barretto said.

The day after Spears' alleged binge, Barretto says he and another bodyguard discussed it, with the other unidentified guard saying: "Yeah thank God - we made it."

Source: AOL News
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Save The Music 10th Anniversary Gala

Save the Dress.
Looks like it's ripping at the seams.

Jon Bon Jovi, looking less feathery.

Bill Clinton, getting an award or giving an award. Whatever.

Conan and a zany tie.

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What Is Happening to Katie's Face?

Losing weight? Aging a year every second? What?
K&T in Berlin.

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Hollywood Babies

Salma Hayek and her rich boyfriend have a baby girl, named Valentina Paloma Pinault.

Charlotte Church and her rugby player boyfriend also have a girl, the name not announced.

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Accesories Shouldn't Be Bigger Than Your Head

Carrie is back to wearing some crazy ensembles in Sex and the City.

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Clooney in Accident

George Clooney suffered a broken rib in New Jersey on Friday when a car collided with the motorcycle he was riding, the actor's spokesman said. The 46-year-old actor was treated at Palisades Medical Center in Palisades, N.J. and released, spokesman Stan Rosenfield said in a statement.

Clooney's passenger, Sarah Larson, suffered a broken foot.

George- call me!

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Britney Charged With Hit and Run

Britney Spears was charged Friday with misdemeanor counts of hit and run and driving without a valid license after she allegedly smashed her car into another in a parking lot in August, prosecutors said.

If convicted, the singer could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for each count, said Nick Velasquez, spokesman for the city attorney’s office.

Source: MSNBC

Survivor, You Had Me At Gay Mormon Flight Attendant

A lunch lady with a mullet! A crying christian! A waitress that says dude!
Survivor casting has covered a lot of ground.

I guess since Survivor is in China they cant start the show by throwing all their crap off a boat and making them swim to the island. This time they start in a Budhist temple. The christian, maybe fearing God won't understand, flees the building. The waitress, like, thought they were like, bowing forever, like.

As usual the show does start with us viewers getting the impression that the contestants have never watched the show before, despite this being it's 15th incarnation. For example: Jeff tells them they cant bring their luggage with them, they are stuck with what they have on. The waitress doesnt have a bra on, another is wearing Doc Marten-type heavy boots. One woman has shoes I can barely wear in real life (the kind you slip your foot in with a heel), and she chose to wear them to Survivor?

Alas, at the challenge they all got their sneakers, so now only the women in skirts have real clothing issues.

Another thing we see every season is that Survivor is much harder than they think it's going to be. "There's so much mud" one of them announces. Again, have they ever seen the show? There is always rain while they're trying to build the shelter, etc.

In the end, it looked like Chicken (that's his nickname, he's a chicken farmer) didn't fit in well enough and was given the boot. Again, just like ever season the oldest person goes first. If he watched the show, he would've known that!

I Really Thought Oprah Was Going to Jump Him

Dang. Who knew Oprah was such a Sean Penn fan? He was on her show today to talk about his new movie. He is a man of few words and Oprah is gushing all over him.

Oh No

I'm not even going to type what popped into my head when I saw this picture of George.

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Sex and the City Movie

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Owen's Situation Hurts Movie Goers

Matthew McConaughey will replace Owen Wilson in the film comedy Tropic Thunder, Variety reports.

Owen- what did we do to deserve this???

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No One Rocks Heels Like Prince

In London for some fundraiser.

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MK or A?

It's MK. I'm not going to lie to you, I was thinking Ashley. That crazy MK, threw me off with the hair. And the fact that theyre identical twins.

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Just When Angelina is Getting Annoying...

...she gives the best answer to a question and has won me back! (Im sure she's thrilled!)

When asked if she was nervous for Brad on the night of his Jesse James movie premiere in NY, Angelina said: "We only get nervous when it's about important things like family."

Love her answer. But what idiot asks a mother of 4, who has been to Darfur and Iraq if she is nervous for her boyfriend because of a movie premiere? Seriously. Dumb. Question.

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"If You Don't Sit With One, You Sit With None"

Whoopi gave us the "411" on the Manilow situation. Someone in his camp requested that he not sit by Elisabeth. Barbara and the producer are working on it, and Barry might be on in the future.

Sherri clarified her lack of world-roundness knowledge from yesterday: She blamed it on being nervous. She started it by saying something about having to defend her religious beliefs and I'm not sure where she was going with that, but I barely care enough to type it let alone think anymore about it.

Watch here if you care.

At that settles that!

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The Least Liked Contestant Wins Big Brother

Dick wins over his daughter Daniele, which had to be very shocking to Daniele. Who would've thought the person hated by everyone would win?

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Wheat and Dairy Producers Are Going To Be Ticked

Jenny McCarthy was on Oprah today discussing her son's autism. She said going off wheat, dairy and food preservatives helped her son. If true, this is pretty big news for families dealing with this. But farmers aren't going to be happy. With 1 in 170 or so children having autism that is a lot of non-milk drinkers.

Remember what happened when Oprah said something against hamburger?

Jenny had nice things to say about Jim Carrey, which is like, so against what we hear about him. Really hope that works for her, since it sounds like her ex-husband was lame.

Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

Here's the clip from The View today where Sherri Shepherd isn't sure if the world is flat.

So, would she be afraid to take a cruise? Might drop off the edge!

Does she think globes are the invention of evil leftwinger scientists?

This is way more fun to write about than OJ or Britney today.

Question For Sherri Shepherd:

"How can you stop, the sun from shining... what makes the world go 'round?"

How could a flat world go around? Something you might want to think about.

How did I stumble upon these lyrics (from a Bee Gees song)? They are from Barry's new CD The Greatest Songs of the Seventies. I love that he put some of his own songs on there, which he should, but I love that kind of moxie. I don't know that we need another version of He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother, but what-ev.

Had I not heard about Barry cancelling The View, I never would've know he had a new CD out.

Hasn't Sherri Shepherd Seen Apollo 13?

Sherri Shepherd doesn't know if the world is flat and doesn't believe in evolution. She quoted a bible verse and Elisabeth was sitting next to her nodding "I love that verse".

Hasn't she seen the shots from space? Does it look flat? Was Tom Hanks and Kevin Bacon looking at a flat world from their capsule? And yes, everything is about movies.

Whoopi was trying to make a point, I think, about scientists and how they proved the world wasn't flat. It was all lost on Sherri.

Barry, I don't blame you! Stay away from The View!

Barry Stays Away From The View

When I heard that Barry Manilow cancelled his appearance on The View because he didn't agree with Elisabeth Hasselwhatever, I thought oh, cause she doesn't like gays. Then I thought again Wait, is Barry even out of the closet? He might be in the Elton category that he doesnt have to make a big announcement.

And when I did further thinking on the subject (I know, a lot of thinking) I thought this was very smart of Barry, since he has a new CD coming out. A regular guest on The View doesn't get coverage. Cancel over a co-host and you get coverage. Especially when people want to cover anything other than Britney or OJ, or is that just me.

TMZ is now reporting The View cancelled Barry when he demanded Elisabeth not be there. Whatever, still getting him the publicity.

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