The Emmys- For the Love of Pete This is Long

Ryan makes a shank joke with The Sopranos' Paulie Walnuts.

They put the asian guy from Heroes in front of a computer. Nice stereotyping. Although, the actor is supposively a brain who was once on the cover of Time.

My Space's Tom announces an award for Al Gore. Not sure why he is getting one. I guess they couldnt figure out how to give An Inconvient Truth an award.

Brad Garrett and Joely Fisher announce an award. He is way taller than her.

Individual variety- this is the weird category where singers are in the same category as talk show hosts. Of course Tony Bennett wins. Ha ha he walks right back to his seat instead of backstage.











Scary Hatcher! and Anthony Anderson.
They introduce winners of the previously announced category best guest actors Stanley Tucci and Elaine Stritch. Why doesn't the director pan over to Tucci ex Edie Falco. C'mon director. Don't you know he allegedly left his wife for her and then went back to the wife? Get with it! Elaine Stritch is a sassy old broad from broadway I think. She doesn't know what she's doing, but warns us of that up front.

Ugly Betty director wins. Like several winners, he seems gay but thanks his wife.





Scary and Anthony announce another category.
Writing in a comedy series- The Office!
The writer must've tried so hard to write a funny acceptance speech and it didn't really work. Who would have to have a funnier speech than the comedy writer? The pressure got to him.

Ryan Seacrest comes out in some royal garb and makes a gay joke. I have no idea why he is dressed like that.
















Wayne Brady announces reality winner. But first- play Don't Forget the Lyrics. Oh no. People in the audience will sing.
Rainn Wilson is one. Kanye West is the other. Ok, this is obviously planned. For a second there I really thought they would play Dont Forget the Lyrics.
This is just one big in your face to 50 Cent.
Kanye said "I never win" as Rainn "wins" by singing the lyrics correctly. A little MTV award comment (Kanye infamously pouted after losing at the VMAs)

Winner- Amazing Race wins again, they have won several times in the past. And I heard its been canceled. It's next season is allegedly its last.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Doing some schtick on being green.
Ricky Gervais wins best Comedy Actor for Extras. He couldn't be there.
Jon says "we will give it to our friend Steve Carell" (Carell was up for The Office) and Steve runs on stage and shouts happily and then they all exit.















Hugh Laurie and Felicity Huffman.
Lead Actress Drama- Sally Field wins over Edie Falco. I didnt like Brothers and Sister, but whatev. Again- they cut away from the acceptance speech and to a disco ball on the ceiling. It sounded like she was going to say something anti-war.
Is this censorship?


The In Memorium clips- Have they turned down the sound so we cant hear the clapping? Or is Glen Ford getting zero love?

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