Martha's Back



I just saw a preview for the upcoming Apprentice with Martha Stewart. It didn't show much, but it did pique my interest because, it's Martha. She's sooo cranky, I love it. Did you ever watch the holiday specials when she snaps at the kids for not decorating properly? Priceless.

In Ted Casablanca's E!Online column he asks readers to send in their best suggestions for Martha's version of "You're Fired". Pretty much the expected lame expressions: "Bake off!" "Get out of my kitchen!" "You're compost!".

Personally, I would pee my pants, rewind, and pee again if Martha would tell contestants to "F*ck off" or "Get the F*ck out of here".

Say it with me people, that would be A Good Thing.

No comments: