Johnny Carson Never Met A Woman He Didn't Want to Divorce

I know, this is for the silver foxes in our audience, so you youngsters just skip on to the next post.

Johnny Carson's 2nd ex-wife is on Larry King. She mentions that Johnny's widow was in Philadelphia at the time of his death and Larry mentions that they were separated not divorced yet. The widow still lives in Philadelphia.

-Uh, does Entertainment Tonight know this? Seems like the fact that Johnny died before the divorce would be a good suspicious story for them.
-No offense, but why is she living in Philadelphia? Did you see their Malibu mansion?
-Johnny was sick, couldnt she hang out with him until he kicked the bucket?
-Was anyone with Johnny at the end?
-He was 79, why bother going for a divorce? Why not just sleep in separate beds (or, separate wings of the house in their case) like the rest of the marrieds out there?


-LB

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