Pebbles Dies

The face of the pet food recall succumbed to his illness. Poor guy.



I was listening to Marc the Petkeeper on Martha Stewart/Sirius (he's the guy from her show that has a parrot on his shoulder, some kind of lisp, and you're not sure if he's gay or not).

Some little girl calls in to say her terrier ate the dog food that is on the recall list, had trouble peeing for awhile but now seems better- does he still need to go to the vet? Hmmm...lets think...OF COURSE YOU F*CKING IDIOT. Marc said it much nicer than I wouldve.

What kind of idiot parent made their kid call in with this question? You know the parent was hoping Marc would say "nah, Im sure you're dogs fine". People are idiots.

Photo: AP

-LB

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