Just When I Didn't Need Another Show to Watch...

There's a Salt-n-Pepa reality show.

This could be good, or this could get old real quick. But I think it's funny her nickname was "Salt". I think that's why she comes off bitter. She's not even white like salt! (see, then it would've been like Ebony and Ivory).

What we learn within minutes of the show starting- Salt was bulimic, now Salt is religious and doesn't want to sing "Push it" and all the other suggestive lyrics. Pepa is the same as she was before.

Pepa tries to downplay the naughty lyrics to Salt, and says the reason people thought "Push it real good" was sexual was because people thought Salt-n-Pepa were singing "P*ssy real good". Uh, who thought that? Who doesn't know it's Push It?


Where's Spinderella?

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