Melissa Rivers shows that the apple doesn't fall far from the plastic tree.
Andrew Dice Clay might be trying too hard to make an impression- not with the Donald but with audiences. He blamed Donald Trump for the lack of bagels, wears specs reminiscent of Mortie from Seinfeld (think old man comic glasses), refused to wear a chef hat, and abandoned the cupcake making process. Go with the drama slowly, Dice.
Jesse James, the guy we have no idea why Sandra Bullock married, won me over when he said "those cupcakes taste like ass".
(That is the benefit of eating the batter!)
Tom Green seems nice. And a bit dorky.
So far, no photographer has been kicked in the balls. But they should be wearing a cup, just in case.
The rest of the "celebs"
Annie Duke- Poker Champion, and very bossy person
Brian McKnight- R&B Singer
Brande Roderick- Playmate, I think Hef's ex-girlfriend before his harem
Clint Black- Country singer
Hershel Walker- Football player
Khloe Kardashian- A reality person on another reality show...I think that causes universes to collide and planets to get out of alignment
Scott Hamilton- Ice skatin' man
Tionne Watkins- "T" from TLC, the group not the channel
Natalie Gulbis- Golf Champion
Claudia Jordan- Suitcase opener (Deal or No Deal). This is where the producers were scrambling for a final celebrity.
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