Insert Bon Jovi Song Relating to Heartbreak Here

Heather Locklear has dumped Richie Sambora, which, if I rewind to 1989, I can't believe it (because I loved him so).

Was it really ever going to work? She was married to Tommy Lee and Richie dated Cher.
The tats/disease/cheesiness factor of those 4 is overwhelming.

You know Richie was looking at her thinking "God knows how many positions Tommy had you in" and Heather was looking at him thinking "Cher, you had to date Cher?"

Ok, we can't resist. Heather Locklear gives love a bad name. There.



People magazine

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