It was advertised that Paula Abdul was going to sing a new song (and show the dance moves!) on The View, so I had to watch. That's how dedicated I am, I would sit thru The View just to report a few snarky lines about how bad Paula's singing is. But they just showed a clip of her new mini MP3 player commercial where she sings a horrible song and dances with Skat Cat. I'm not sure if that song is her new single, but it stunk.
Paula told the View wenches that Dr. Phil set her up on a date! Who would let that otter hook you up with anyone?
She said the date wasn't a total disaster because she learned something, like what her bottom line is. What's that mean "her bottom line?" Where she draws the line with men? It took a date set up by Dr. Phil for Paula to realize shagging American Idol hopefuls is below her bottom line?
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