From UK's The Mirror:
WHICH working mum has been bitching about her Hollywood star hubby?
The man in question would be furious if he learned that his wife's mask had slipped.
(I don't even understand this. Is mask a reference to a beard?)
WHICH Hollywood brat is hell-bent on making her mum dump her new hubby? The actress didn't bargain on her kids hating her bloke but relations are now rumoured to be at breaking point.
(Haven't a clue)
WHICH "surgery-free" star's liposuction and face-lift scars were spotted by a sharpeyed dresser during a fitting? The ageing babe instinctively chooses stylists who hide the evidence of her naughty secret.
(This has to be Sharon Stone)
WHICH slinky US celeb about to meet a powerful movie mogul was saved from a terrible blunder by a lowly LA valet parking attendant? The posh restaurant's flunky warned the young lady that she had a white powder moustache.
(ugh Paris?)
WHICH mega-celeb is worrying pals by raving on and on about having ever-wackier alternative "treatments"? The latest procedure involves bleaching a certain part of her anatomy. Don't even go there.
(Whoever it is, bleaching that "certain part" is sooo last year)
WHICH larger-than-life actress was trying to make a subtle show of her frequent trips to the Ladies to "powder her nose"? She was spotted trying out different toilets so no one would guess how much time she spent in the cubicles. It'll end in tears...
(Larger-than-life can only be a few actresses...Julia Roberts? Nicole Kidman? Halle Berry?)
WHICH Hollywood actor is having furious rows with his wife after he held a series of swinging parties at their lavish home? He likes to get jiggy with other women but his other half is now terrified that the story will get out.
(Is Will Smith too obvious?)
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