November 2006

Highest Paid Actress

I can barely think of a movie of hers I like. Birth was good.

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Weighlifting?

Why does Jen look so square?

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Britney Out Again

What is with all the partying? I don't think hanging out with Brandon Davis (behind her) will make Kevin jealous.

Can't an assistant buy her toilet paper for her? Although they look like paper towels. And they don't look like the quicker picker upper.

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Where Does He Buy Those Shorts?

Richard Simmons on Letterman tonight for the first time in 6 years.

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The Holiday Premiere

This movie looks lame. Mainly because Cameron is annoying.

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Clooney

Clooney at the Letterman show.

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Ann Jillian Chic

Sing it with me "It's...a...Living"

Gwen Stefani on MuchMusic's Live@Much show in Canada.

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Britney's Naked Bits Tour Continues

Britney allegedly showed her naked bits to photographers either while exiting or entering her car during a gas station stop.

That is a bag wig.

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Why Do These Ratings Surprise Me?

Nielsen Media Research ending last Sunday.

1. Desperate Housewives, ABC, 21.4 million viewers
2. CSI: Miami, CBS, 18.54 million viewers
3. Grey's Anatomy, ABC, 18.51 million viewers
4. Fox NFL Sunday Postgame, Fox, 17.6 million viewers
5. Fox NFL Thursday Postgame, Fox, 17.19 million viewers
6. CSI, CBS, 17.17 million viewers
7. NCIS, CBS, 17 million viewers
8. Deal or No Deal (Monday), NBC, 16.97 million viewers
9. Criminal Minds, CBS, 16.6 million viewers
10. Heroes, NBC, 16 million viewers

CSI: Miami does better than the regular CSI? Deal or No Deal is 8th? What is Criminal Minds?

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I'm Such a Sap For Pig Movies

Would you believe I was eating split pea and ham soup while watching the cast of Charlotte's Web on Oprah. Not on purpose. As soon as they showed scenes of Wilbur I started pushing aside the ham chunks. And when Sarah McLaughlin started singing with scenes of the movie behind her (Wilbur sitting like a puppy watching his Fern go to school) I started crying!

Charlotte's Web (the Paul Lynde version) is one of my first movie theater memories. After seeing the movie we went to JcPenneys and my mom saw me crying by the clothes racks. (SPOILER) She asked me why I was crying and I managed to blurt out "Charlotte died". OMG I'm crying right now! I need a drink or something!

I didn't eat bacon/pork/ham for along time after Babe. Think we're back to that.

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Does Richie Ever Wear a Shirt That Buttons Up?

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Why Not Get a Home Gym?

Madge leaving the gym in London.

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Come On! Is She Trying to Dress So Bad?

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Divorcing Over Borat?

Allegedly Kid Rock had a fit when he saw Pam in Borat, thus leading to their breakup.

Kid Rock (allegedly) not getting the joke, calling her a slut and freaking out only shows what a loser he is.

The part in the movie with Pam is funny and she does nothing embarassing. It is one of the only points in the movie where you think it is a bit staged (we debated this after the movie and came to the conclusion her bodyguards would've snapped his neck in 2 seconds or at least tasered him) but other than that it is funny and goes with the movie.

And how can you call Pam a slut after Borat? The tamest thing she's ever done!

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Someone Explain to Me the Underwear-less Trend

If you haven't seen the "Britney Showing Her Naked Bits Tour", then you really have been missing something. Ok, no. But it is a little shocking, or weird or something.

I don't understand not wearing underwear. There. I said it. I'm an old lady. I just found out a few years ago that some women don't wear underwear with hosiery! I had no idea.

But I really don't understand not wearing underwear with a short skirt when you are a celebrity being photographed getting in and out of your car. Britney, Lindsey and Paris have all had their Naked Bits photographed so you have to figure it's not by accident (especially if it happens more than once).

Check out Dlisted (the site is crashing sometimes from all the links) or Defamer here
NSFW, obviously.

Gays Can't Marry But These Two Can?

People against gays marrying think it will make a mockery of marriage.

Oh, ok.

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I Have to Know Who is Giving Her These Clothes

Seriously. This is appalling.

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So Annoying

Lindsey tells Access Hollywood that Paris hit her for no reason and shows a bruise on her arm. But then gets in a car with Paris and Britney at 5am. Or maybe my timeline is all screwed up. Oh who cares.

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Odd Couple of the Week

Survivor producer Mark Burnett and Touched By An Angel actress Roma Downey are engaged.

Considering how much money he must make off Survivor, he really could've gotten any young model. I'd say its nice that he is going for someone his own age (both are 46) but they'll probably be divorce next year.

Fun factoid: She use to be married to the nerdy/nice surgeon on ER.

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Which is Worse: Britney Married to Kevin or Hanging Out with Paris?

Britney's parents were probably relieved she dumped Kevin, but then she started hanging out with Paris.

NY Daily News:

Spears was snapped with Hilton on Friday night leaving West Hollywood's Hyde nightclub in a white T-shirt and black mini-skirt (both very Hilton-esque) as well as a pair of Paris' trademark oversize sunglasses.

While maneuvering out of the cab in the black mini, Spears managed to flash her goods to the throng of paparazzi - and there was an awful lot to see.

Hilton has been Spears' partner in crime since the mom of two started on her postmarriage trampage around Las Vegas and Los Angeles after only two weeks of being single.

"Trampage". That's classic.

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Happy Feet Premiere

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Still Together?

Remember that rumor that Bruce was hooking up with a 9/11 widow? Or is this like Nick and Jessica faking for the cameras?

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But Does He Call Her "Carrrrreeeeeeena" in Private?

They tried to pass off their kisses caught on camera as producer trickery, but now Mario Lopez and his dancing partner are maybe coming out as a couple.

Lets take a vote: Anyone Care?

My family actually spent some of Thanksgiving discussing Emmitt's win (some for, some against). Interesting fact: Emmitt is 37 (looks older?) and is married to Martin Lawrence's ex-wife. They have his/hers/theirs children. Martin Lawrence's ex? Weird.

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Where's His Shirt?

You're not on stage, put a shirt on.

Tommy Lee after a night out in South Beach.

Lee nemesis Vince Neil arrives at the club Tommy is at/is leaving.

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Oh Dear

Who is dressing Britney?

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Courtney in London

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Happy Spanksgiving!

Brad & Angelina spent Thanksgiving in Vietnam.

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Gwyneth in Amsterdam

Gwyneth Paltrow and Spanish ballet dancer Angel Corella have a bit of bubbly Tuesday in Amsterdam as they unveil the Christmas ad campaign they shot for Freixenet cava.

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Get Her Some Pumpkin Pie

Kate Bosworth on the set of her latest movie.

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How Did Tori Get Invited?

Tori and Clay making fun of the Kelly Ripa Incident at the American Music Awards.

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Does She Shop at Mariposa?

OMG is Mariposa even around anymore?
Britney at an American Music Awards afterparty.

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Madonna on NBC

Im one of the poor saps who couldnt afford to see Madge in concert so I have to watch her on tv...actually she didnt come to Seattle.

Some questions:
-During Like a Virgin: are the xrays on the screen of her broken bones? Must be, why else did they show them over and over?
-What is with all the horsey stuff? I dont want to see horses falling!
-Does she have on a CTP? Camel Toe Protector? Cause those are some tight pants and you dont see CT.
-She could crush a melon with those thighs

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Well Thats a Relief!

Kelly Ripa and Rosie have ended their feud over Clay touching Kellys mouth. Rosie said on The View that Kellys statement "I dont know where youre hands been" was homophobic. Kelly called in to The View and said it was cold and flu season and Clay had been shaking audience members hands.

Barbara Walters said on The View:

"Rosie O'Donnell is one of the kindest, most sensitive people I know. And so is our friend Kelly Ripa. And Rosie and Kelly talked yesterday after the show. Rosie and Clay Aiken have talked. And all is well with the world, and all is well with them."

As a germaphobe I side with Kelly on this one. Of course, if it was Clooney I wouldve started licking his fingers.

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