Rock of Love Rules





-If someone doesn't drink, don't assume it's because they are diabetic, because if they say "no, liver cancer" you'll feel even dumber than if they had said "recovering alcoholic" (if someone didn't drink, I wouldn't think diabetic...especially since diabetic Bret drinks like crazy)

-Never get a tattoo for Bret. Doesn't improve your chances of being picked. Especially if you can't commit to one that says his name, or the name of his show. (How many times did Bret comment on Destiney not getting his name?)

-Even if saying you love Bret is as fake as your breasts, it is the best way to progress in the show. Why a woman who stripper dances in front of her parents (while watching the Poison concert video) would not pretend she is in love with Bret like the other 2 women, I don't know.

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