Diet Advice From Star

"Instead of eating 12 pieces of bacon, I'll eat 2"
-Star Jones, on losing weight

Uh...did she actually eat 12 pieces in one sitting?
No wonder she use to look like this:

I don't care how much weight she's losing, she's a fur-wearing whore.

There's a picture of her in US Weekly on the beach, reading her own book! Priceless.

For some reason I was watching The View this morning (probably for blog content) and Elisabeth, the dumb conservative from Survivor, said: "The babysitter came in this morning and blah blah blah."
Babysitter?
Can someone please tell this idiot she has a nanny.