I Saw This Breakup Coming...
Right before Christmas, I spotted Chad Lowe sans Hilary Swank at the Patagonia store in Santa Monica. He was incredibly small and had no ass, but seemed really nice and said hello to me.
I don't know how tall Hilary Swank is, but she could easily beat him with her Oscar if she got pissed off. I thought he must be really lonely because he spent about 20 minutes talking to one of the sales people about football.
A friend of mine saw Chad at Equinox in Santa Monica last week, also sans Hilary. Poor little fella. Maybe he can date Mary Kate now that he's not longer with Hil. MK is about the same size and they can share jeans.
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Poor Chad!
No way! Thought they were perfect for each other.
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