Dave Chappelle is going to be on Oprah this Friday, and they better talk about The Chappelle Theory, the website that investigates why Chappelle suddenly left his show and $50 million contract.
The best part of that website was the bit about Oprah leaning over Chappelle's bed in the dark of night whispering, "you better watch your step — we're representing interests more powerful than you can imagine. You do remember that Farrakhan killed Malcolm, and that Cosby, Johnson and I have more money than God — we can keep this harassment up forever. Is this what you want your life to be like?"
Of course the website was a hoax, but just the idea of Oprah flying to Chappelle's house and conspiring with Cosby was entertaining enough for one day. I bet she's leaning over James Frey's bed with a knife. I wouldn't F with Oprah. Hoax or not, no one messes with Oprah.
Read the Chappelle Theory
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