First of all- what was with John Norris' hair? Yikes.
Jack White barely acknowleged Jack Black when JB suggested the two have a Black & White band...and Vanessa Minillo acted like she didnt get what Sarah Silverman was doing by saying Paris Hilton was fat.
Al Gore had a funnier line than Jack Black had all night: "I wasnt going to come but then I heard Justin Timberlake was bringing sexy back...so here I am." Why didnt he show personality during the election??? Robot Gore no more??
Lots of Jackass promoting their second movie. An MTV movie, perhaps?
Normally I dont post about JLow, but this outfit is hard to ignore (obviously the intention, I know).
Pink? I thought she shaved her head?
Bam and family. He totally did Jessica Simpson, right?
Ice Cube and wife Coco. Really, how does she not laugh when wearing this?
Really, those thighs could crush melons.
Brad Pitt in New Orleans to announce the winners of an architectural design competition for environmentally friendly housing for a neighborhood hard hit by Hurricane Katrina.
Jeffery wins one.
When she was told it looked a little Holly Hobbie she said "Thats good". Not for high fashion, Angela. 
I cant believe not one judge said it looked a little like Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, but whatev. Michael's cool.
Uli's nice, but she makes too many similar things. 
Didn't Laura just find out she was pregnant? And now shes showing? 
Vincent makes it another round.
Kayne is in the bottom 2. How did he think this was good?
How many super rich, busy people would take the time to hold up this sign.
From the AP:General Motors Corp. has decided to end its sponsorship of CBS' hit series "Survivor," but the world's largest automaker said Wednesday that the decision had nothing to do with the reality show's controversial decision to divide its contestants in the upcoming season by race and ethnicity.
GM spokeswoman Ryndee S. Carney said the company made the decision in the normal course of making its media buys months ago, before the show made its recent announcement.
"I think it's just a coincidence. I know it's not cause and effect," Carney said.
Oksana Baiul?!
The show is going over the top. The vet sewing the hand back on? The brothers getting out of an elevator shaft so quickly. The new super smart cop who figured out to go to the cemetary, figured out 3rd Otis Right...what cant this cop do? 
So nice to see him out of the tanks. Here's the happy couple at a Dodger's game.
While this is funny, it is a tad sad and very pathetic. He knows the names, he's just being a jerk. Right?
Aw, the memories: Kanye on the Katrina telethon
Not only does J. Depp act like he likes the painting, but he signs autographs for fans after a long day of shooting Pirates 3. 
Why does AJ always look ticked?
Helen Mirren said she was glad she didnt go "ass over tit" when she walked up the stairs. 
A visibly shaken Julia Louis-Dreyfus said she didnt believe in curses...I thought she was talking about Helen Mirren, but when she said "curse this" I realized it was the Seinfeld curse she was talking about. Doesnt mean that show wont get canceled, JLD.
What was with Kate Jackson's face? Chin implant?I always had to be Sabrina when we would play Charlie's Angels as kids. 
Jeremy Piven had a weird ensemble, complete with ascot but gave a nice speech, where he got teary eyed mentioning his Dad.
Greys Anatomy didnt win anything. 
Two acting legends who have strained relationships with their acting children (in the past Keifer has thanked his mom in speeches but not his dad).
Although, here's father and son posing together. I couldnt stop laughing during Keifer's speech. I kept picturing him sitting on the booth with his pants down. 
When Jennifer Love Hewitt walked on stage my bf said "I think they're getting bigger".
Kiera on the set of Pirates 3. Another one???
CB did great. 
YEAH!
Coolness
A Monk threepeat?!?! Argh. Steve Carrell should have won.