I'll Take a Chicken Sandwich, Hold the Chicken

"You want me to hold the chicken, huh?" "I want you to hold it between your knees."
Jack Nicholson's character was ahead of his time. (name the movie...)

Chickens fed the toxic pet food. This is in addition to the pigs fed the food.


the story here

Brit

You know I am too tired from moving when I cant even come up with a snarky comment for this photo.



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Nips Sans Becks



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Britney Writes Book?

From TMZ:

A stint in rehab, a bitter divorce, a bizarre run-in with hair clippers -- Britney Spears' story has all the makings of a sensational novel. Those waiting to read about Britney's turbulent life in print, y'all, wait no more. Spears is gearing up to write a tell-all about life with ex-hubby/mooch Kevin Federline, in which she claims that the "Popozao" singer nearly drove her to suicide. Us too, Brit, us too. Spears has yet to settle on a publisher, but the book is expected to earn her more than $10 million.

Becks



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Angelina in NY



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Scattered Posts

What is more dreadful than a voicemail from Alec Baldwin? More horrendous than Star Jones in a bathing suit? More time consuming than naming all of Britney's annoying problems? In my opinion- moving. And I am doing that this weekend.

So, not sure if I'll be posting much in the next few days.

But, after I've moved I hope to post more than I have in the past month (have you noticed the lack of snarky comments?).

Stay tuned!
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And Still More Pet Food Recalls

The FDA must've learned their jobs from FEMA. What a mess.

Feds search pet food plants

Itchmo has great coverage

The pet food list- see where your food is made



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Can You Color Your Hair While Pregnant?

Julia and the kids in NY.


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Crystal Carrington, Is That You?

Kirsten Dunst at the Swedish premiere of Spiderman.






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Katie in Louisiana

On the set of her new movie aka the project she took just to get away from Tom.


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Alec on The View

I dont think this is going to hurt Alec Baldwin's career at all. Everyone knows he's a hot head. It might give him sympathy. This might've backfired against Kim or whomever released the tape.

read it here

Weird Dad on "Heroes" Was On Dynasty





Get out!
He was Steven Carrington.
(IMDB says #2, so he replaced someone)


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At Cut, Again

T&K must love steak, they seem to be at this restaurant, Cut, often.



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Does She Take the Wig Off When Dancing?



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Celebrity Baby Names

Scary Spice has named her new daughter Angel Iris Murphy Brown. Murphy Brown? What would Dan Quayle say? She had her baby out of wedlock and named her Murphy Brown. Ok, obviously Scary is British and probably doesnt know who Murphy Brown is. Still, I think we should send the kid some turtlenecks and blazers in honor of her namesake.






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The Latest

Kim's responds


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Fur Wearing Whore



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Eddie Out of Rehab

He looks good. He did what any smart rehabber does- gets a new look.
Got some new teeth, new 'do. Maybe with a new 'tude we'll get that tour.
RAWK ON!





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Earth Day?

I see very little about it, but I think today is Earth Day. I celebrated by watching the Sopranos limp towards their series finale. The writers know they only have a few more to go, right? They might want to liven it up a little. What do they think theyre writing for, Lost?



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This N That

The woman who says Chris Rock is her baby's daddy
TMZ

Sheryl Crow approaches Porky Pig Rove (that's mean to Porky, I know)
AP

If I hear one more person say mass shootings are not more common now than 50 years ago and its just that the news covers it more now, Im going to scream
A few more possible reasons

My favorite site for keeping up on all the recalled pet food
Itchmo


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Katie Cougar

I just found out what Cougar meant.

Here is Katie and her younger boyfriend (she's 50, he's 33). Im not sure what he does for a job (I think he's a rich kid), but I know one club I think he belongs to- Hair Club for Men.


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Something's Just Not Right...

While her face doesnt look as odd as in recent years, she isnt the same Meg from When Harry Met Sally.



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More Rib Huggers

Mischa Barton wearing high waisted shorts. Only Hollywood starlets could get away with this look. Otherwise, it is in the Mom Jeans vicinity.


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This N That

Lisa Rinna replaces Joan & Melissa
TMZ

Chris Rock paternity suit
People

The Simon eye roll controversy
People

Must She Wear Ed Hardy in Africa

I mean, really.



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Becks & Nips



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Rib Huggers

Instead of hip huggers...get it? I've been holding onto that joke for awhile.

Jessica Simpson wears the Ed Grimley inspired pants to a club. Im old, but even I wouldnt wear that to a club.


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More Pet Food Recalled

This time its in the rice.

Natural Balance, owned by tv dad Dick Van Patten, found the toxin after customers complained of sick pets. The rice protein in question has been shipped to 4 other companies, but those company names are being withheld.
read it here


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Becks



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B&A

Have I already posted this photo? I cant remember.

Allegedly the couple drop their kids off at a daycare center. What, no nannies?


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