New TV Season

Survivor:

This show was suppose to be so shocking, but really it was just groups of people with varying degrees of annoyance just like any other reality show.

The poor white people were without a slogan. "Asian Invasion" and "Black Attack" were established when the respective teams were rowing their boats. Whats the white team going to say? "White power!" Dont think you can do that. Oh well. They didnt seem to mind being sloganless.



Amazing Race:

First thing I noticed- no old couple. There's the gay couple, the parent and child couple, the best friends, the "we're doing this race to see if our relationship can hold up to the pressure" couple, but no old couple.







This father started crying when he talked about how his daughter is a disappointment because...are you ready for this? Shes a lesbian. He must live a sheltered life where he hasnt witnessed what real crappy kids are like. Some parents would kill to have their kid be a lesbian (watch A&E's Intervention for proof of that).

The daughter seems like she has it all together so Pops needs to chill out.



I mean no disrespect, but I am thinking of voting Kentuckian as my least favorite American accent.









Tip for contestants going on Amazing Race: go to a rock wall. There is always a climbing challenge and there are always people dangling with arms and legs flailing all over the place. Get it together people, its a million dollars.






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