Nicole Blabs to Vanity Fair

She must have a movie to promote. Why else would she dress up like a captain with a pushup bra?

PUH-LEASE on this quote:

"My agents told me, `Once you become Mrs. Tom Cruise, you do know your career is going to die,'" says Kidman, who won an Oscar for her portrayal of Virginia Woolf in 2002's "The Hours."

"I was appalled," she says. "I was like, `Hello? I'm in love, and I don't care if it's shooting myself in the foot. I'd much rather be married and have a family.'"

It is Hollywood lore that Michael Ovitz, an agent, set up the marriage and promised her that her career would be huge, which is what happened.

And there's more:

The couple "lost a baby early on, so that was really very traumatic," she says. "And that's when it came that we would adopt Bella."

Cryptically, she adds: "There's a complicated background to that, given that I never speak much about many things. One day maybe that story will be told."

Save it honey, we all know. Mimi Rogers beat you to the punch with the "maybe he was studying to be a monk" line.