Rock of Love- The Way to Bret's Heart: Tats and Pole Skills

Bret Michaels of Poison in a reality dating show on VH-1. My summary of this week:

First of all, I am aware that this isn't a dating show. I mean, Bret isn't doing this to find someone to date. He isn't dating on tv so he can walk away with a stripper (2 of the remaining contestants are "exotic dancers"), he could walk into a Vegas strip club and walk out with stripper on his own.

This is Bret wanting PR for some upcoming album or tour. The reason I point this out is because it explains some of his picks.

Sam, the sweet but often conflicted contestant didn't get her backstage pass this week. This proves my belief that crazy Lacy (at left) is being kept around by the producers. She admitted she is in therapy and on medication. Two things that usually make a guy run the other way. Oh, and she is a big PETA supporter and Bret hunts. C'mon. He would never go for her in real life.







I think Jes (left) is a viewer favorite, but she doesn't straddle the pole or get a tat of Bret's name on her neck like Heather. So I don't think Jes will win. I think the tattoo might have pushed Heather to the finals. Although, he has to think she is a little nutty for getting the tattoo. It's almost a turn off that someone is trying that hard.

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