marc anthony calls j-lo "LOLA" haha. she calls him pita or something like that. now, let's get back to tom cruise. i am still immensly enjoying the slow decline of his career. katie introduced him at the MTV movie awards. people - hello? we've got your game. no one is buying it. i think she's suffering from stockholm syndrome....and too many scientology massages. who knew the scientologists did massage? that's creepy.
good old russell crowe got arrested here in the big apple last night. gawker is calling him the nelson mandela of the mercer hotel. that's good stuff. he's an ass. where is this wife of his and child? i think she's in australia wearing a burkah.
i just looked at paris and paris' wedding registration. i dunno if it's real. they did register for vera wang shot glasses though so maybe it is real. does anyone acutally use shot glasses? i can't remember the last time i had someone over and said, "so hey....you wanna do a shot?"
a black guy on the street said, "those are some bling bling shoes lady" to me the other day, the woman at jamba juice called me erwin and the pharmacist at duane reed said, "you live in venus, CA?"
yep, that's me - erwin from venus with the bling bling shoes!! word up.
- ET
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