things i love

tom tom and more tom. how could you not love cap'n tom and katie (oh, sorry, kate)? it's just beyond classic. especially all the headlines that go along with it:
"the devil and ms. holmes," "captured by major tom," "tomkat to wed in paris!"



i love that scarlett johansson was lured into cap'n tom's evil scientology den and then politely excused herself when she found out she was there to be tom's beard. she has gone up a couple points in my book.

i love that defamer calls owen wilson the "butterscotch stallion." if anyone knows why, please email me.

i love that queen latifah named her production company ghettoville. way to separate the races even more queen L.

i love that mena suvari supposedly left her husband for a butch lesbian. they were spotted at a bar down the street from me in venice - the brig - which is not a gay bar like they say on page six, but page six is always wrong anyway - i love that too.

i love jeremy piven's toupee.

i love that star jones' husband is referred to as big gay Al. that makes me slap my knee everytime.

i love how incredibly daft kevin federline is. he broke the ferrari britney gave him. WHAT DOES HE DO ALL DAY?

i love how russell "jerkus maximus" crowe is being blamed for the box office bomb that is Cinderella Man. When all else fails? blame it on the star who threw a phone.....

i love how the press constantly takes the piss out of celebrities because for the most part they are all idiots, but really want the public to think they're socially conscience. rosie? you listening?

i love that every long haired guy i see i call "bo." (but usually when i'm drunk)

i love that i'm back in LA sitting in my garden drinking freshly brewed coffee without being assaulted by screaming sirens and sour NY garbage and piss.

i love that i miss new york.

but mostly i love that i still can't figure out how to post pictures on this blog! (i copied the link from laura's last blog for the photo of cap'n tom cuz i LOVE IT)

- ET