Starting at 9am Saturday
I haven't seen much of Bono, VH-1's coverage is all over the frickin place, can't tell what order the bands are playing in. I know Bono's a bit of a poser, and really, who wears sunglasses that much, but I love him.
ugh. The black and white video demonstrating that someone dies in Africa every three second has celebrities snapping every three seconds...I know they need to get celebrities involved to make the general public have any interest, but this video is driving me nuts.
BON JOVI!! JBJ is a tad feathery, but still hunky. It looks like most of the band is in good shape and not puffy. They cut off Livin' on a Prayer. This coverage sucks.
Coldplay and the guy from The Verve are doing that one song of The Verve that Chris Martin introduced as "the best song ever". Uh, haven't they heard Livin' on a Prayer?
Here's a pic of Gwyneth and Apple.
Brad Pitt just spoke at the London show...and you know who is supposively there as well. They need to just come out of the dating closet already.
Sgt. Peppers has never been performed live until now. Paul McCartney and U2 sing it, of course the coverage of it is crap, but you can get this version of the song on iTunes. Paul looks like Angela Lansbury.
The non-Beyonce Destiny Child singers don't look pleased. Beyonce gets the EXTREME short skirt, the other 2 wear pants. Audioslave sucks. I use to love Chris Cornell pre-dumping his wife and hooking up with a model, pre-sounding like crap. The German audience is not looking amused. This Audioslave song is torture...hide your knives.
OMG, I just "danced" the cat to Switch by Will Smith...it's basically a stupid song, with a really catchy beat.
Snoop is being interviewed...he's still talking in "izzles" and is wearing braided pig tails. Love him.
Ah, here's U2. Have I mentioned how much I love them? Bono is changing the cities in Beautiful Day to be the Live 8 concert cities...nice touch. Ha ha, remember them at Live Aid? Bono had a mullet.Here come the waterworks- Bob Geldof shows a pic of a dying African girl 20 years ago. And then...he brings her onstage. Teary. P. Diddy is no doubt going to hit on her.
Then...
MADONNA!!!
In all her Kaballah glory. Singing to the girl that almost died 20 years ago. Like a Prayer. Madonna looks good, if a little botoxed.
Madonna just yelled at her band to start the next song...she's so bossy I love it. Ray of Light. Oh no. She'll never hit that high note.This is hilarious, VH-1 has cut everyone off, except Madonna. She's doing 2 songs in a row. They fear her. Here...comes...that...note...oh, yikes.
They have cut off her third song. I guess no one is safe from the annoying VH-1 commentary.
Dave Matthews is sooo overrated. And his bus craps on people.
Maroon 5 is weenie rock.
Mariah Carey is still a whore.
Men all over the world are peeing their pants over the Pink Floyd reunion.
Where's Pearl Jam?
Paul McCartney will always get final billing because he was in the Beatles...he's boring, people. Admit it.
I still have hope Tony Blair is an ok guy who got caught up in a bad situation...or is he just a smooth talker and I'm a sucker for that accent?
Giving money to Africa can be compared to giving to a member of your family- don't expect to get it back. And we shouldnt want it back from Africa, it should be a grant not a loan.
George Bush is like the rich relative that helps you out with money, and then wants the $100 back, with interest. Fucker.
The BBC reviews the London shows
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