note to jeremy piven

dear jeremy: why the wig man? c'mon. entourage is so bloody funny, you don't need the wig. the wig looks bad. J. come on. if you lose the rug, you may win the emmy. don't f-up your comeback with the wig. everyone knows you had thinning hair, it's cool, no worries, don't wig out. laura and i saw you at fred segal. you can't hide under the rug. we know.