Cannes Film Festival

Our early reviewer says of The Da Vinci Code: "Nothing great, Ron Howard is the blandest director alive."
































Valentino- He would be Michael Jackson in Bizarro world.
(get it? cause he gets darker)



















Eva Herzigova. Wasn't she married to Bon Jovi's drummer? You'd think my mind would be filled with useful things, but oh no. This is the kind of crap I remember.


















Audrey Tautou

















Samuel L.J. and Helena B.C.