They Look Alike, No?

Governor Mark Sanford and his wife, pre-trip to Argentina.

Best Headline (Slate): Sanford and Son

Good thing the girlfriend's name isn't Elizabeth (you'll have to know Redd Foxx's character's famous line to get that crass joke)

Would it be a surprise if I told you Sanford wanted Bill Clinton to resign? Looks like Sanford will have to resign! In keeping with his beliefs, and all.

The press conference was weird, with Sanford giving more details than he needed to let us know that he went missing to visit his girlfriend in Argentina.

"I spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina," Sanford told reporters as he confessed a yearlong affair with a woman there, inadvertently bringing to mind the theme music from the Broadway musical "Evita."

He should've gone to that press conference with a written statement and, unlike his marriage, not strayed from it.

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