Man Named Dick Arrested for Naked Intrusion

AND- the 88 year old woman grabbed his nunu (that's what my brother used to call it) which made the man run away!

There's your headline:
Naked intruder, man named Dick, a nunu grab from an 88 year old woman.

The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office says an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing.

Deputy Paul McRedmond says the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

Troutdale (Oregon) police arrested 46-year-old Michael G. Dick of Gresham. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail is set at $110,000.


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